rubes
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Cats, Twitch, and a job. Eventually will update pics and stuff but I'm lazy right now.
Factor Fexcectorn sounds like a math curse written by JK Rowling.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Factor Fexcectorn sounds like a math curse written by JK Rowling.
Can't wait to see him slather it in mayo
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can't wait to see him slather it in mayo
Now we know it's hardcore
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Now we know it's hardcore
That first paragraph is absolutely glorious
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That first paragraph is absolutely glorious
Reposted by rubes
Hopefully doesn't fire prematurely
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hopefully doesn't fire prematurely
I'VE SEEN THE CLINTON ENDOWMENT UP CLOSE, AND BELIEVE ME HE IS NOT WELL-ENDOWED (aka HUNG). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'VE SEEN THE CLINTON ENDOWMENT UP CLOSE, AND BELIEVE ME HE IS NOT WELL-ENDOWED (aka HUNG). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Vaguely phallic name too
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Vaguely phallic name too
Are you concerned about Prop 50 throwing your seat to the Dems? Or do you think they'll just put all the Reps in your district so you can continue your excellent work in Congress?
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Are you concerned about Prop 50 throwing your seat to the Dems? Or do you think they'll just put all the Reps in your district so you can continue your excellent work in Congress?
Is he trying to make me hate The Fifth Element?
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is he trying to make me hate The Fifth Element?
And the ones who aren't pastors are lay monkeys?
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And the ones who aren't pastors are lay monkeys?
That's not true at all...
tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh standing in the snow .
Alt: Sad Tigger walking away
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That's not true at all...
Things were much simpler then. Wake up, comb your hair, eat a delicious bowl of Coen Flases
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Things were much simpler then. Wake up, comb your hair, eat a delicious bowl of Coen Flases
I couldn't help myself, I had to find this account
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I couldn't help myself, I had to find this account