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American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World https://theonion.com/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-world-1819571221/
Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Internet Outage Forces Public Into Street To Voice Their Inane Opinions
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Report: Snoring May Increase Risk Of Having Throat Slit During Night By Loved One https://theonion.com/report-snoring-may-increase-risk-of-having-throat-slit-1823953225/
Report: Snoring May Increase Risk Of Having Throat Slit During Night By Loved One
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change theonion.com/slaught...
Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Death Star To Open Day Care Center
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Death Star To Open Day Care Center
June 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel
Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit
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April 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
April 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
HANOVER, NH—According to students enrolled in professor Michael Rosenthal’s Philosophy 101 course at Dartmouth College, that guy, Darrin Floen, the one who sits at the back of the class and acts like ...
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April 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
LOUISVILLE, KY—Expressing a mix of frustration and stunned disbelief at the woman’s lack of enthusiasm, local man Ron Broder told reporters Wednesday that the escort whose services he had solicited for the evening fell asleep during Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope.  The 40-year-old logistics coordinator confirmed he had paid the sex worker Misty, as […]
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April 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM