wearing this shirt to the playground so i don’t have to talk to parents who are horrible

woke up this morning and said fuck this and now i’m ignoring all my pressing responsibilities and i’m going to eat mcdonalds breakfast and sit on my ass because fuuuuuuuck today

My personal guidelines for dealing with people on social media:

Assume everyone is a friend you haven't yet gotten to know.
Assume everyone is struggling with their mental health
Don't promise any emotional labor you might not be able to provide
If someone seems like a hater, disengage right away