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Rufus97
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One of my favorite highlights from the Seahawks Championship Parade.

#12thPony
A small white pony with its mane dyed in blue & green stripes, blue glitter polish on it’s hoofs, blue leg wraps, and a green-trimmed blue banner over its back with a Seahawks logo, a number 12, and 12thpony.com printed on it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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#Seahawks #Parade #FuckICE
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Love it!
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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I love this one.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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GO HAWKS!

Seattle Seahawks
Super Bowl LX Champions
Seattle Seahawks coach Mike McDonald is surrounded by photographers as he smiles looking up in the sky at the confetti falling after the Seahawks’ victory in Super Bowl LX. Seattle Seahawks coach Mike McDonald holds the Lombardi trophy surrounded by falling confetti after the Seahawks’ victory in Super Bowl LX. Seattle Seahawks Leonard Williams and Demarcus Lawrence hold up the Lombardi trophy after the Seahawks’ victory in Super Bowl LX. Newspapers with full page photos and huge headlines of the Seattle Seahawks’ playoffs games victories and Super Bowl victory: SEAHAWKS DEFEAT THE RAMS IN A THRILLER SEATTLE CRUISES PAST 49ERS SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS 12s VOTED BEST FANS IN THE LEAGUE FINAL: SEAHAWKS 29, PATRIOTS 13
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Moss Man approves.
A muscular, green, plastic action figure covered in green fuzz. He wears a bark Speedo with a gold belt and carries a wooden scepter. He is Moss Man, friend of He-Man. He is protector of the forests and all the plants and creatures that live there. He looks like a pro wrestler made of Astro-turf. Although you can’t tell from a photograph, he is pine scented.
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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The Seahawks only scored 4 field goals thru 3 quarters and it still was never close.

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February 9, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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GO SEAHAWKS!
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. Piglet is wearing a Seattle Seahawks cap. Pooh has a Seahawks logo on his chest. “What day is today?” asked Pooh. “It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day.” said Pooh.
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Stoats and ermines are the yin and yang of the Mustelidae.
Milo the stoat and Tina the ermine, the mascots of the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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I see Donkey.
Donkey from Shrek.
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Kristi
Lynn
Arnold
Noem

The Department of Homeland Security is run by KLAN.

If you wrote that in a story submission, MAD magazine editors would roll their eyes and cut it for being over the top.
Screenshot of Kristi Noem’s Wikipedia page showing that her full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem.
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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A kitten lays next to a vase full of flowers. “From the ashes of capitalism, a thousand flowers will grow!”
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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(Twitter post) Briana Rose Lee @BrianaRoseLee Still not knowing the name of Alex’s murderer kind of is a moment of truth. The United States has a nameless, masked, unaccountable and secret killing squad. And they have been set loose in Minneapolis. 4:51 AM Jan 26, 2026 106.9K Views
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti: We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman.The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Realistically, those should be reusable plastic shipping pallets.
Nine reusable plastic shipping pallets. Four of the same size stacked uniformly in the center colored green, yellow, grey, and blue, surrounded by five of various sizes and styles colored black standing on edge or sitting atop or leaning against the center stack, all posed insouciantly at rakish angles.
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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#Seahawks
Seahawks DT Leonard Williams, wearing a blue Seahawks Jersey #99 and with his helmet pulled up on the top of his head yells with his fists raised and his tongue out after the Seattle Seahawks beat the San Francisco 49ers to advance to the NFC Championship Game.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I found it.

From “A fish caught in time : the search for the coelacanth”
by Samantha Weinberg, 2000, Harper Collins. Available on archive.org.
A sketch of a fish with hand-written notes. The image is captioned at the bottom: Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer’s rough sketch of her unusual “limbed” fish. A drawing—an almost cartoonish doodle—of a round-headed fish with many vertical bands of scales, two fins on its back and 3 fins on its belly, with the tail fin drawn separated from the body. The following notes are written above and below the drawing: Bony plate [with an arrow pointing to the fish’s head] Scales, hard forming an armour almost case like Teeth small and sparring scattered on hard palate [above the tail fin] c andal fin [below the sketch] Colour dark grey black. (uniform) Length 4 1/2 ft. depth of Body 18 inches depth of tail 12 inches length of fins. Spinous Dorsal 8” Soft Dorsal 9” Pectoral — 12” Pelvics — 8” ANAL — 12”
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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The new Avatar movie looks terrible.
A man wearing a sport coat, slacks, and dress shirt with his face painted blue yells and swings around two very fake looking strings of dynamite on a bushy cliff overlooking the ocean. Jean-Paul Belmondo from the climactic scene of Jean-Luc Godard’s 1965 film, Pierrot le Fou.
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Happy Horse Birthday to those who celebrate!
A horse looking festive in a crochet birthday party hat.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Merriam Webster logo. Your 2026 Word: melancholic
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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They must have rode their Syd Mead-mobile and sidecar racer from the wasteland 80s Electronics Museum right out to the dam colony in The Postman.
Tom Petty, in a scruffy, well-worn leather jacket, smiles as he talks to someone. In the background, a bunch of scruffy looking people stand next to piles of crab pots and ropes next to a tall concrete wall.
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The Seahawks are now 1-172 when trailing by 15+ in the 4th quarter.
Sam Darnold and Ken Walker III of the Seahawks celebrating and a series of screen shots of the scoreboard from the Thursday Night Football matchup between the Seahawks and Rams showing the progression of scores in the 4th quarter. At 8:13 of the 4th, the score was Rams 30, Seahawks 14. 8:03, Rams 30, Seahawks 20. 6:24, Rams 30, Seahawks 22. 6:23, Rams 30, Seahawks 28. 6:23, Rams 30, Seahawks 30. FINAL/OT, Rams 37, Seahawks 38.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM