Old Man of the Woods
@rufusbookman.bsky.social
Please, giant asteroid, please!!!
Foxtrot Delta Tango 8647
Foxtrot Delta Tango 8647
Pinned
Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes when you already live with vertigo having norovirus is no joke.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes when you already live with vertigo having norovirus is no joke.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
Does.Not.Make.Coffee.
Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Juvencio Maeztu, CEO of IKEA, just awarded me the 2025 IKEA Piece Prize.
When the Mormon boy shot Charlie Kirk, why didn't trump ban all Mormons from leaving Utah?
Because he was white.
#racist
#bigot
Because he was white.
#racist
#bigot
a picture of a man with the words " fact checked by real pashtun patriots " below him
ALT: a picture of a man with the words " fact checked by real pashtun patriots " below him
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November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We don't talk about Zero Units.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We don't talk about Zero Units.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
Shhhh.
Release the Epstein files.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes none of you have watched the new Ken Burns documentary and it shows.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Realizes none of you have watched the new Ken Burns documentary and it shows.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline.
Makes more coffee.
Makes more coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oil man of the woods thinks he'll wait for the Ken Burns documentary about this timeline.
Makes more coffee.
Makes more coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Remembers Michigan sells a beer called "Buckeye Tears" which I think is brilliant.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . .
Are from our pets
Are from our pets
a french bulldog is sitting on a bed with makeup on the bed
Alt: a french bulldog is sitting on a bed with makeup on the bed
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November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . .
Are from our pets
Are from our pets
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Will depend on who is doing the interrogation.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
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November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . Will depend on who is doing the interrogation.
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#TheMostRidiculousConfessions Are what I heard in that box in church…..
a priest is sitting in a chair with a cane and says what ?
ALT: a priest is sitting in a chair with a cane and says what ?
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November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions Are what I heard in that box in church…..
Reposted by Old Man of the Woods
Projections are #TheMostRidiculousConfessions
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Projections are #TheMostRidiculousConfessions
Reposted by Old Man of the Woods
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . 😆
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
#TheMostRidiculousConfessions . . . 😆
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if its foggy or is it my eyesight.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if its foggy or is it my eyesight.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
a red hot rod with flames coming out of it is driving down a street
Alt: a red hot rod with flames coming out of it is driving down a street
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November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Me, running away from my problems...
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me, running away from my problems...
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if Bone Saw can cure Bone Spurs.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if Bone Saw can cure Bone Spurs.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Random GIF.
No explaination.
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No explaination.
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November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Random GIF.
No explaination.
Go…
No explaination.
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#WhenINeedTimeForMyself
I tell all my friends to go home.
I tell all my friends to go home.
a cartoon character is standing in a room with chairs
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a room with chairs
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November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
#WhenINeedTimeForMyself
I tell all my friends to go home.
I tell all my friends to go home.
#WhenINeedTimeForMyself
I usually dig a fresh hole.
I usually dig a fresh hole.
a man is driving a small volvo excavator in a backyard
ALT: a man is driving a small volvo excavator in a backyard
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November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#WhenINeedTimeForMyself
I usually dig a fresh hole.
I usually dig a fresh hole.
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#WhenINeedTimeForMyself I hope a bomb wipes out the rest of humanity
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
#WhenINeedTimeForMyself I hope a bomb wipes out the rest of humanity
Where is the headline
Bone Spurs Meets with Bone Saw
Bone Spurs Meets with Bone Saw
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Where is the headline
Bone Spurs Meets with Bone Saw
Bone Spurs Meets with Bone Saw
#ImNotADisneyFigureButICan
Pick your pocket at the same time I sell you more plastic shit.
Pick your pocket at the same time I sell you more plastic shit.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
#ImNotADisneyFigureButICan
Pick your pocket at the same time I sell you more plastic shit.
Pick your pocket at the same time I sell you more plastic shit.
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if it's a biscuits and gravy kind of morning.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, stares out kitchen window. Wonders if it's a biscuits and gravy kind of morning.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
Old man of the woods wakes up, checks on outside cats. Remembers that it's leg day, which for me means attempt walking to the garage.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Old man of the woods wakes up, checks on outside cats. Remembers that it's leg day, which for me means attempt walking to the garage.
Makes coffee.
Makes coffee.