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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · Nov 14

Just had the email through and... proud is an understatement. Can't believe its official, but there we are.

Bluesky just confirmed it:
I have the fittest followers on the platform. A-grade smokeshows left and right, up and down.

Sensational work, you vision x

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 22h

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 1d

All that Russian money and Arron Banks still dresses like a heart attack wrapped in dish rags.

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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 2d

Greta Thunberg annoys the right because she's a reminder that it's possible to stay true to your moral principles even when it's inconvenient, and they fucking hate that

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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 2d

And obviously I have to reshare this, because it took me ages and ages and it was the best date I have ever planned.

I took 25 *different* forms of London transport in one day:

www.girlonthenet.com/london-trans...

Numbered list which reads:

High speed train – Stratford International to St Pancras International
Thameslink – St Pancras to Farringdon
Sub-surface tube (Circle line) – Farringdon to Monument
Moving walkway – Monument to Bank
Waterloo and City Line – Bank to Waterloo
Mainline train – Waterloo to St Margarets
Hammerton’s Ferry – North to south Thames banks
Single-decker bus – 371 to Norbiton Church
Double-decker bus – 57 to Wimbledon
Tram – Wimbledon to West Croydon
Overground – West Croydon to Whitechapel
Crossrail – Whitechapel to Liverpool Street
Inclined lift/funicular – Liverpool Street
Deep tube (Central Line) – Liverpool Street to St Paul’s
Hire Bike – St Paul’s to Aldwych
Vintage Bus – Aldwych to Charing Cross
Pedicab – Charing Cross to Embankment
Thames Clipper – Embankment to North Greenwich
Cable Car – North Greenwich to Royal Docks
Black Cab – Royal Docks to North Woolwich
Woolwich Ferry – North terminal to South terminal
Uber/Private taxi – Woolwich ferry to Cutty Sark
Lift – Cutty Sark
Greenwich Foot Tunnel – Cutty Sark to Island Gardens
Docklands Light Railway (DLR) – Island Gardens to Stratford International

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 2d

The winner:

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Our PM:

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 2d

I'd actually forgotten how extraordinary it is that when I won the leadership - I wasn't interviewed as it was too close to our party conference interviewed.

And then refused a second time!

Part of the antidote to all of this is creating our own media platforms.

Hey @boldpolitics.bsky.social 👋🏼

Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 2d

BBC accused of 'extraordinary' anti-Green bias after party say the Laura Kuenssberg Show scrapped a promised interview with @zackpolanski.bsky.social on Sunday.

Green sources say the show also refused to interview Polanski after he was elected as leader last month

bylinetimes.com/2025/10/06/b...

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 2d

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 2d

I think it's more the "a work call from the point of view of Kier Starmer's aide"

🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 3d

Eh?

🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 3d

Cody Dahler nailing it over on tiktok

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 3d

Radical left millennials have killed another company soon after it was taken over by private equity.

PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 3d

Claire's Accessories closing down, but you will NOT predict the reason given.

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 4d

Does catnip work? At low levels?

Sorry, if not helpful. I just know it works like weed does for humans so I'm guessing.

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 4d

Does she know that she's meant to make people want to vote for her?

Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 5d

no excuse for being this bad

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 4d

Every extremely online old fart on here is wincing at how Bluesky staff are dealing with criticism and remembering teenage BBS/forum admins from decades ago

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 5d

Almost last chance to pledge!

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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 5d

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 5d

Made me happy too! 😄

🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 5d

You bloody can. Its one of those things that no-one will ever spot, but the knowledge of it brings YOU joy

EG, in the early promo images i did for Dancing on Ice?

That's Hopper's date night shirt from Stranger Things.

Not one single person ever caught it 😄

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 5d

Well, I'll kick a few leaves over it and hope we lose it again

🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 5d

Shot glasses with tits
A board game for "saucy couples"
Gold three monkeys ornament made of resin
'It's wine o clock' novelty timepiece
Giant sunglasses
Drinking straws with willies at the end
"Nice to Meat you" BBQ apron
Ashtray with comedy Rastafarian sculpture
Hologrammy sports car poster

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Muslim Council of Britain @muslimcouncil.bsky.social · 6d

We are deeply concerned by reports of a violent attack at a synagogue in Manchester today. We unequivocally condemn this act of violence.

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 6d

*keeping the encore brief-ish*

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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 6d

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5

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🔨🪜 📻 roofer sound 📻🪜🔨 @rufushound.wtf · 6d

They certainly did. Utter glory