Girl on the Net
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
When it comes to sex, there is so much possibility! So many different roads to go down! If you want me to meet you where your kink is, I need you to draw me a map.

NEW blog, gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

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“Sexiness is about sensuality & physicality; it’s about the way you engage the senses to create a particular feeling or experience. Sex, after all, is about the body’s perceptions; the more you can bring all one’s senses into play, the sexier… you can be.”

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I Want To Feel Sexier. What Should I Do?
He's a decent looking guy , but he wants to be SEXY. How can he be the hot, desirable man of his wife's Bridgerton-esque dreams?
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cvcev.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Labour MPs back calls to restore NHS Covid vaccines for all Clinically Vulnerable people!

After pressure from CVF members and supporters - a rapid U-turn appears to be underway.

WELL DONE!

#KeepCovidBoosters campaign a HUGE success!
Case Ref:

1 message

Beccy Cooper MP

@drbeccycooper.co.uk>

Mon, 6 Oct 2025 at 00:50

Dear

Thank you very much for contacting me about your concerns regarding access to Covid-19 vaccination for Clinically Vulnerable people. Please accept my apologies for the delay in responding to your email.

I am pleased to be able to confirm that the new Labour government is committed to strengthening our public health response and reducing health inequalities. Labour's recent commitments and statements have made clear that the principle of universal and fair access to vaccines particularly for those who are medically at-risk must be central to our national strategy.

In Parliament, Labour MPs have called for a rapid review of JCVI eligibility criteria and for the reinstatement of free Covid-19 vaccination for all Clinically Vulnerable people, in line with the existing approach to NHS flu vaccinations. Many have highlighted, as you do, that the logic and evidence for including all at-risk groups in annual booster rollouts are overwhelming, given the ongoing pandemic context and emergence of new variants.

Our party's manifesto commits to taking advice from clinicians and scientists and to working closely with NHS England to ensure that support for the most vulnerable is not withdrawn on cost grounds especially when this may lead to greater suffering and increased NHS pressure. There is widespread concern across Parliament about the risk of deepening health inequality and placing the cost burden of essential preventative care onto those least able to shoulder it.

Thank you again for taking the time to share your concerns so powerfully.

Best wishes,

Dr Beccy Cooper MP

Member of Parliament for Worth Parliamentary Office: House of C

Telephone: 01903 496390 betw

Clinically Vulnerable Families [LOGO]
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
TIL: 6% of people are psychopaths.
yougov.co.uk
How many browsing tabs do you typically have open?*

1: 6%
2-5: 54%
6-10: 14%
11-20: 8%
21-30: 2%
More than 30: 3%

*across all windows, on desktop/laptop

yougov.co.uk/topics/techn...
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granttanaka.bsky.social
you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
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stuartcb.bsky.social
"I have a plug, Greg. Can you recycle me?"
Poster on a tube train that has a car surrounded by appliances. The text reads "Gaze into my eyes tube riders. Anything with a plug, battery or cable can be recycled"
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mangmangmang.bsky.social
I would ALSO never get over this

mags*
 
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 am	

My mum has NEVER gotten over being made to go to a special Phishing Awareness Training thing after she clicked on the link in a phishing email from her IT department. Mostly because she’d followed proceedure and forwarded the email originally as a probable phishing scam…only to be told by the IT department that it wasn’t, it was an official email, and she should click through and respond.

So she did and, lo and behold, it was a fake phishing email and she got sent to a seminar. That was a few years ago and to this day she swears the IT guy just wanted to hit enough people to schedule a training day and get his lunch catered.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
*David Attenborough voice*

Here we see the night habits of the Wild English Slag. Note the sparkle in her eyes and slight sheen of sweat on her forehead as she frantically gobbles that magnificent cock.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Somewhere there exists a night-vision film of me sucking a guy off, during the period of my life where I believe I looked my absolute best. I am so gutted that it was analogue, and if he still has it please digitise and send.
fesshole.bsky.social
Spent a few quid and too much time transferring a sex tape I made with an old girlfriend to digital. Mostly I'm just happy to see myself in a reasonable physical condition and wish I could shown my wife how good I looked before she met me.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
This is what good parenting looks like
fesshole.bsky.social
Years ago, as a youth coming home after a party, I put my used clothes in the laundry basket. Later, in my room, I found the "just in case" condom I had had in my pocket with a note "Found this in the washer. Suggest you bin it as it was on a hot cycle. Love Mum".
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Ah thank you so much, I really appreciate it! I'll drop her a quick msg now!
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Yeah, it does a bit. But then if they've assumed I'm a big company rather than just some random slag I can see why they might just include it.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
If you have an email I could message on I'd be super grateful! I'm happy hearing from journalists, but I don't really like how my guest blogs have been framed here, and replying to all the pitches I have now is going to be a TONNE of work. As a girl who is drowning, I'd have appreciated a heads up.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Ooh yeah drop me an email!
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Thanks for letting me know. Hmm. Not 100% sure how I feel about that tbh but that is really helpful to know when I get some that are a bit off base.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
I have suddenly had a HUGE influx of guest blog pitches which is very exciting! But it is also taking me time to go through them all and give them proper attention. Pls bear with me if you haven't heard back yet!
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girlonthenet.bsky.social
When it comes to sex, there is so much possibility! So many different roads to go down! If you want me to meet you where your kink is, I need you to draw me a map.

NEW blog, gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/eat-the...
girlonthenet.bsky.social
And obviously I have to reshare this, because it took me ages and ages and it was the best date I have ever planned.

I took 25 *different* forms of London transport in one day:

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Numbered list which reads:

High speed train – Stratford International to St Pancras International
Thameslink – St Pancras to Farringdon
Sub-surface tube (Circle line) – Farringdon to Monument
Moving walkway – Monument to Bank
Waterloo and City Line – Bank to Waterloo
Mainline train – Waterloo to St Margarets
Hammerton’s Ferry – North to south Thames banks
Single-decker bus – 371 to Norbiton Church
Double-decker bus – 57 to Wimbledon
Tram – Wimbledon to West Croydon
Overground – West Croydon to Whitechapel
Crossrail – Whitechapel to Liverpool Street
Inclined lift/funicular – Liverpool Street
Deep tube (Central Line) – Liverpool Street to St Paul’s
Hire Bike – St Paul’s to Aldwych
Vintage Bus – Aldwych to Charing Cross
Pedicab – Charing Cross to Embankment
Thames Clipper – Embankment to North Greenwich
Cable Car – North Greenwich to Royal Docks
Black Cab – Royal Docks to North Woolwich
Woolwich Ferry – North terminal to South terminal
Uber/Private taxi – Woolwich ferry to Cutty Sark
Lift – Cutty Sark
Greenwich Foot Tunnel – Cutty Sark to Island Gardens
Docklands Light Railway (DLR) – Island Gardens to Stratford International
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mrstales.bsky.social
So much yes!!

Draw a map for me and I'll draw one for you.
girlonthenet.bsky.social
When it comes to sex, there is so much possibility! So many different roads to go down! If you want me to meet you where your kink is, I need you to draw me a map.

NEW blog, gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/eat-the...
girlonthenet.bsky.social
Ohhh I didn’t know he’d done others!! I want to see more ❤️