Rufus M. Grapefruit
@rufusmgrapefruit.bsky.social
public defender, trivia dweeb, occasional TV host, and soup enthusiast
top 1.5% on lichess
top 1.5% on lichess
he used a raspberry bidet
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
he used a raspberry bidet
the official position of the USSR for about a day and a half in April 1986
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the official position of the USSR for about a day and a half in April 1986
it wasn't the first, and it won't be the last
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
it wasn't the first, and it won't be the last
Phil Jones's face on Ground
August 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Phil Jones's face on Ground
seems about right
May 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
seems about right
it's called the Elizabeth Line because its route points to Elizabeth, New Jersey
February 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
it's called the Elizabeth Line because its route points to Elizabeth, New Jersey
happy Stew Year's Eve, y'all
December 31, 2024 at 11:59 PM
happy Stew Year's Eve, y'all
but in a beret
December 27, 2024 at 4:59 PM
but in a beret
it's that time of year again
December 6, 2024 at 2:55 AM
it's that time of year again
iffy photo of a solid Roberto
November 23, 2024 at 7:46 AM
iffy photo of a solid Roberto
walked past someone else living my future
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
walked past someone else living my future
barely resisted leaving the Ace Hardware with a new cat
November 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
barely resisted leaving the Ace Hardware with a new cat
as a very dorky seventeen-year-old I got on Jeopardy and my first correct answer was "who is @flavorflav.bsky.social"
November 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
as a very dorky seventeen-year-old I got on Jeopardy and my first correct answer was "who is @flavorflav.bsky.social"
new app same hammock
July 3, 2023 at 4:50 AM
new app same hammock