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Rufus M. Grapefruit
@rufusmgrapefruit.bsky.social
public defender, trivia dweeb, occasional TV host, and soup enthusiast

top 1.5% on lichess
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Detroit Tigers legend Al Kaline
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
as a cat owner: no, you wouldn't
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
wordperfect forever
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I lost to the men's rights Google guy in 2002!
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
shoulda bought a pinto beans plant
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
all my furniture just started moving
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
can't do that with a slug farm, that's for sure
October 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hope the bear in the pic gets him
October 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
it wasn't the first, and it won't be the last
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Phil Jones's face on Ground
August 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
you're getting so many licks on this one
August 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
beelzebubu
July 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
three of 'em tbh
July 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
not an n, or an m, but a secret third thing
July 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
double pendulum to oppose sauron? chaotic good
July 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
there'll be a cat guy too
June 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
the shadow over dilmouth
June 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM