Kay this is happening often enough that i have to adress it. Stop following me to try to push your AI shit on me or steal my fucking comments to build your “interactive reply bots”. I do not care, have never cared and will never care, so tell it how you like to be fucked and shove it up your ass.

For the next couple of days i will be the most pathetically l yearning creature on the planet possibly exploding by the end of the weekend. Pray for my survival.

After years of laboratory tests, scientists have finally come to the conclusion that i might be suffering from a condition that makes it so that i need exponential amounts of yuri or i explode. They think another girlfriend would be the cure but they aren’t sure.

Time to start being way more over the top for the next 12 hours. Happy birthday to this sweet bucket of gender!

The funny gender creature, the amazing recently cracked egg, the fresh waterdeep omelette.

Talking about politics incredibly funny recently because its either “oh yeah we as a country have an issue where as bad as the center has gotten they are a better option than the opposition” or “Roja de mierda, Sanchez dimision”

Happy and safe pride to every queer sibling and those who are questioning, except the ones with shiny goldleaf stars. Those of you with “block extensions” who know what they are trying to do with their ill wishes, those of you, have the month you deserve.

I need a blocklist of every dude that posts untagged nsfw irl shit that is not made by a weirdly homophobic person. Seriously I haven’t seen so many unwanted dick pics since i stopped taking on public discord servers.

Reposting this to my non existent follows and moots because its the cutest ship name i heard in a while #Bridget #Samus #Yuri #BrisketSammich

Algorithm do your thing. Lesbian Yuri Lovers Women wlw Sapphic Cuddles LGBT t4t (post because anything like the previous puts me in weird places) uh Yuri again.

Today i learnt two things. The collapse of capitalism is way funnier than i thought. And unfortunately, that there’s a disgusting overlap between the most outspoken people in certain topics and the least informed about general consent of kink artists.

I missed my chance at the day of visibility post so Uh, yeah, uhm. I should ma-

So many of you fuckers need to start tagging your goddamn porn properly, because there’s no fucking way i have to click on the “potential nsfw” and its a picture of two girls looking into each other’s eyes. BUT I OPEN THIS APP WITH MY MOTHER BY MY SIDE AND I GET FLASHBANGED BY A DICK AND BALLS.

I need to talk about this because it’s hilarious to me. In the time that i been on this app two profiles that seem to exclusively follow trans individuals have followed me, with no pronouns in my bio, no descriptor that could indicate it. Its not much, but its weird it’s happened twice.

I need to understand what part of this app’s algorithm sees me liking women and lesbian posts and decides to smack an untagged as mature content picture or video of straight up dick on my discovery feed