Chief Grump
@rumblegrump.bsky.social
Secret Supreme Leader of the World ANTIFA Network. (Ssshh! Don’t tell the orange idiot.) Not happy about all of (waves hand around in the air) … THIS. Foxtrot Delta Tango.
Began the year by losing my first Wordle ever. Does not bode well…
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Began the year by losing my first Wordle ever. Does not bode well…
So the oath to uphold the a Constitution that every soldier takes is just the first test of whether they will lie for their commander or not.
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
So the oath to uphold the a Constitution that every soldier takes is just the first test of whether they will lie for their commander or not.
When the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost get together, they only pour one shot.
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
When the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost get together, they only pour one shot.
Well, I guess Trump continued the tradition of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving.
www.npr.org/2025/12/02/n...
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Trump pardons Honduran ex-president who was convicted of drug crimes
President Trump has officially pardoned former Honduran President who US officials said was at the center of one of the largest and most violent drug-trafficking conspiracies in the world.
www.npr.org
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well, I guess Trump continued the tradition of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving.
www.npr.org/2025/12/02/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/02/n...
MTG is a terrible human being who toed the MAGA-insanity line until she made her $$. Jewish space lasers cause California fires? A ban on all vaccines and COVID measures? She was the front man for the MAGA band, and we will be fortunate when she returns to her normal irrelevance.
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
MTG is a terrible human being who toed the MAGA-insanity line until she made her $$. Jewish space lasers cause California fires? A ban on all vaccines and COVID measures? She was the front man for the MAGA band, and we will be fortunate when she returns to her normal irrelevance.
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Is it required that all shiba inu dogs are named Mochi? Is this like UN policy or something?
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is it required that all shiba inu dogs are named Mochi? Is this like UN policy or something?
Good riddance, Dick. Glad to see you lived long enough to have all your beliefs and efforts crushed. Now smoke in hell, you piece of shit.
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Good riddance, Dick. Glad to see you lived long enough to have all your beliefs and efforts crushed. Now smoke in hell, you piece of shit.
World’s finest record store. Ever.
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
World’s finest record store. Ever.
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We're still dealing with the consequences of Andrew Cuomo's "experience."
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
We're still dealing with the consequences of Andrew Cuomo's "experience."
Found an unusual mushroom here in Seattle, west facing hill, slightly higher than sea level, second week of October. VERY firm and hard. No gills to look at. Any idea what type or category this mushroom is…? #fungifriends
#mushroomidentification
#mushroomidentification
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Found an unusual mushroom here in Seattle, west facing hill, slightly higher than sea level, second week of October. VERY firm and hard. No gills to look at. Any idea what type or category this mushroom is…? #fungifriends
#mushroomidentification
#mushroomidentification
New rule: if the government shuts down, all Congress members forfeit their salary for the year.
October 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
New rule: if the government shuts down, all Congress members forfeit their salary for the year.
Roy Disney Jr was a family friend. He’d be so sad today see what the assholes have done to the company and our country. Goodbye Disney. You had a good run of it.
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Roy Disney Jr was a family friend. He’d be so sad today see what the assholes have done to the company and our country. Goodbye Disney. You had a good run of it.
We have now passed the last test the US itself used to identify if a foreign country had fallen to fascism. We now live in a fascist country, according to the US State Department’s own guidelines.
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We have now passed the last test the US itself used to identify if a foreign country had fallen to fascism. We now live in a fascist country, according to the US State Department’s own guidelines.
GOP = Geriatric Old Pedos
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
GOP = Geriatric Old Pedos
“The cost of liberty is a few gun deaths.” - Charlie Kirk (after an elementary school shooting)
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“The cost of liberty is a few gun deaths.” - Charlie Kirk (after an elementary school shooting)
Re-watching Inglorious Basterds this week … just to brush up and prepare.
September 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Re-watching Inglorious Basterds this week … just to brush up and prepare.
Remember, T.A.C.O. Trump Always Chickens Out. I’m betting he claims victory, America is now great again, and steps down tomorrow. It’s the only way to neuter the Epstein Files story, and it harmonizes with the way he runs his life and businesses: take no responsibility, leave only lies.
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Remember, T.A.C.O. Trump Always Chickens Out. I’m betting he claims victory, America is now great again, and steps down tomorrow. It’s the only way to neuter the Epstein Files story, and it harmonizes with the way he runs his life and businesses: take no responsibility, leave only lies.
So Paramount are enabling shitstains, capitulating to Trump’s terror tactics, and are a stain on the media.
Who is compiling the list of Paramount IP and media properties that we can stop buying?
Who is compiling the list of Paramount IP and media properties that we can stop buying?
July 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So Paramount are enabling shitstains, capitulating to Trump’s terror tactics, and are a stain on the media.
Who is compiling the list of Paramount IP and media properties that we can stop buying?
Who is compiling the list of Paramount IP and media properties that we can stop buying?
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To every Democratic Party consultant, candidate, staffer, and operative I have ever said “money doesn’t vote” to, I would like to reiterate…MONEY DOESNT VOTE.
June 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
To every Democratic Party consultant, candidate, staffer, and operative I have ever said “money doesn’t vote” to, I would like to reiterate…MONEY DOESNT VOTE.
Today is the day I truly fell in love with BlueSky. The gleeful roasting as we watch these two man-babies out-pathetic each other is giving me hope for the republic for the first time in a decade.
June 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Today is the day I truly fell in love with BlueSky. The gleeful roasting as we watch these two man-babies out-pathetic each other is giving me hope for the republic for the first time in a decade.
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The two shittiest human beings on the planet - Trump and Musk - are in a public slapfight, and things are about to go straight to hell. Buckle up. These spoiled children are about to ruin the world for everyone.
June 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The two shittiest human beings on the planet - Trump and Musk - are in a public slapfight, and things are about to go straight to hell. Buckle up. These spoiled children are about to ruin the world for everyone.
If you see ICE agents working and they have obscured their faces, names, and badge numbers, TAKE VIDEO OF THEM. The human gait is unique and a trait that can be used to identify them when the time comes to hold them accountable for their crimes.
June 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you see ICE agents working and they have obscured their faces, names, and badge numbers, TAKE VIDEO OF THEM. The human gait is unique and a trait that can be used to identify them when the time comes to hold them accountable for their crimes.