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Rumplfugs
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What I lack in reasoning, I make up for in brazen stupidity. Sometimes I’m funny.
My whipped cream turned into butter. Follow me for more baking tips.
November 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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September 27, 2023 at 4:26 PM
My psychic cheese can communicate with the deceased.
September 20, 2023 at 1:45 AM
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August 16, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Never ask a woman: her age
A man: his salary
An emo: if he's okay
August 8, 2023 at 6:30 PM
My choices were Live Más or 4th Meal. I cannot accomplish both in this world.
July 29, 2023 at 8:31 AM
My “what’s hot” page on this app is almost all cat and dog pictures. I love the internet.
July 26, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Here he goes again, being super relatable.
July 25, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Dearest @nichole.bsky.social It’s been one whole day since I have seen your face. I hate you so much. Sincerely, Fugs. P.S. please enjoy these steaming hot balls from my flight.
July 21, 2023 at 9:48 PM