Which one are you?

You just gotta!

I can hear the honk from my car telling me I locked it, and I will still do it again in 10 steps because I'm not sure if it's locked.

This album is so fucking GOOD

Facebook and Reddit ads appear to start very inexpensively. 10 and 5 dollars respectively. Twitter appears to vary from around 30 cents per interaction to about 2 dollars. All of these programs have a per click campaign or a lump sum campaign it appears.

Me before the coffee and coke bender I need to start my work day.

You told us we can’t date the princess, so it sure sounds like there’s one wrong choice.

🎶Cut my hand with some pasta.
This is my last risot(to). 🎶

I have not, but I’m going to!

Gooooomba!!!

I just bought this on VHS to go with a very hallowed collection, which currently includes the 90’s Super Mario movie, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Rudy.

Oh thank the gods!

I have an extremely important question about this book. Does anyone end up paying inheritance taxes on these ghosts? I'm worried there may be an investigation and potential tax fraud!

Why is this just an 8 bit Beefy?

I’m here to perpetuate small crimes. Jaywalking, tax evasion, selling a national treasure, etc.

My god. His relatability meter is over 9000!