I love that we’re all unanimously like “listen that building is not sacred to me and it has a bloody history and if it came down ethically I probably wouldn’t shed a tear, but watching this man smash a wrecking ball into the side of it from sheer selfish malice has unexpectedly fucked me up”

I think it's more important to have my tactics be effective than sufficiently Serious and Grave and having a Revolutionary Aesthetic. If dressing like a sumo wrestler and dancing Swan Lake credibly damaged the Trump regime I'd already be in a loincloth.

as always, the most accurate summation of modern politics ever created

They will not reign forever and a day- they may not even reign for three more years at the rate they're going- and even if I could run, I have a moral obligation to the people of the US and the world to try and set this country in order.

Anyway I hope every university that sells out sees their enrollment plummet.

Honestly I think it just wasn't big enough to make it onto a list. Or that TSA agent was a jerk