Rupert Schminkeldorf
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Rupert Schminkeldorf
@rupertdawiz.bsky.social
Concocting vile spells all made to inconvenience your life, occasional dog poisoner
he/him

Also the owner of the foul @diggingupgraves.bsky.social
I want to learn the mystical mysteries of the worm
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a diner looking at something .
Alt: I must feast, I hunger
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November 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Just don't get caught???
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Oh that's so kind of you wait WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CRYSTALS? (Thank you hihi)
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You burned my skin away two days ago but I appreciate the toasting 🍻
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What an ingenious idea! Cloning goblins for my own amusement. I must steal it immediately!
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh boy I sure hope they weren't the one to help me get back my ex-wi-FUCK
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You ever used your magic piss to level a tower?
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Spell of force of korean sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Drink my wicked potions
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Do you think they know about wizards?
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That'd probably kill it and make it easier to eat
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Would you settle for evil slime?
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Do you like wizards?
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They did this to a Rupert yesterday
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And?
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Luckily she only eats little elves
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
OrcHub, situated in Orc City?
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM