I would demand it refer to me as “General Kenobi” and threaten me constantly. I would always slightly mispronounce his name, and he would find this aggravating.

I guess I’m just concerned that when trump streams himself executing a panda cub, you’re gonna miss out on that.

But when you need a recommendation to listen to more drake… I guess… you just… don’t get that?

You did it. You son of a bitch, you did it.

Not much of a boxing or mma fan, but I’d pay top dollar for a human vs machine PPV.

If you put half a pound of beef on a single serving of nachos, we need to hang out more.

"... also cats can now do math. Like... they're super good at it for some reason."

Well shit, _somebody_ has to be around here.

Sometimes I wonder if this is the social media equivalent of a faster horse. Ya, we have a twitter that has fewer nazis, and that's awesome... but perhaps we need something entirely different.

Hey now… this is fun but let’s not go losing our minds here.