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Russ Fischer
@russfischer.bsky.social
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actually still the horse from Michael Clayton
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · Jul 16
must revert to my preferred avatar because it's what the world is earning rn
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6h
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
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violent alien @blipstress.bsky.social · 6h
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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Philip Bak @philipbak.bsky.social · 10h
One Battle After Another (1986)
Director: Yu Suzuki
Publisher: Sega
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 12h
Fun to buy concert tickets in a digital queue behind more people than an arena can hold.

Make that "buy" and also "people."
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 1d
You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN
Two middle-age dudes playing henchman on Batman
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Victor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 1d
“LET’S DO THE FUCKING NEWS!”
Frank Booth, a villainous character from David Lynch’s movie, Blue Velvet. Frank is a middle-aged white dude in a leather jacket, holding an oxygen mask to his face.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
what's themost youeverlostona coin toss
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
Sam Fuller
Sam Fuller saying "I'm not a nazi hunter" in A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) Sam Fuller saying "I'm a nazi killer" in A Return to Salem's Lot (1987)
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
I figured! And I have no idea.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
Finding the answer is complicated by the other movie called GOOD BOY out this year, not to mention all the other GOOD BOY movies already out there.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
picturing you walking out with The Hot Spot like
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
Admittedly, if he posted now it would be noteworthy
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
Dario knew.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 2d
lol so the Free Press has fewer readers than the population of a MIdwest metro area
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
If I ignore all the shot on video stuff that I'll never watch my numbers would at least double.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
I look at the Letterboxd list of all the movies in that book sometimes and despair of getting to a reasonable percentage. (I'm at like 8% right now.)
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
as a beat, this RE4 glitch goes incredibly hard
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Jimmy's Hell Cousin @negaversebuffet.bsky.social · 3d
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
kid’s got the juice
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
HAAAAhahaha I would engrave that on my tombstone.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
tonight: "hey, gecko swiper"
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
written by the better Scott Adams
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
hood ORNAMENTS

they’re selling grandpa’s collection of old car hood ornaments
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
almost broke my neck doing a double take at this FB marketplace ad
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 3d
More people have thought about Claire’s in the past two days than in the past five years. Sadly we must award a point to Claire’s.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d
THE RADICAL LEFTISTS HAVE KILLED OUR BUSINESS
[also we got bought out by private equity who shuttered the store and fired everyone]
BUT IT WAS MOSTLY THE RADICAL LEFTISTS
also can we have a federal bailout 🥹
time CultS -d 8 claire's NOTICE OF STORE CLOSURE To Our Valued Customers, This Claire's location has been permanently closed. The decision reflects both external pressures & internal restructuring. In recent months, repeated attacks of ridicule by radical left agitators have gone beyond mere criticism, escalating into a deliberate effort to destabilize our company - conduct we recognize as Domestic Economic Terrorism. At the same time, our transition under new private equity ownership required difficult financial choices. Protecting the stability of shareholders was prioritized, & this store - along with its local workforce - was deemed expendable in service of that obligation. Despite these challenges, Claire's remains committed to our identity as a traditional American company rooted in values of family & community. We will not be silenced by those who attempt to undermine that mission, & we continue to move forward with confidence in our future. Here at Claire's, we look forward to working with the current administration to reinvigorate our brand presence across the United States, ensuring that we remain a part of American life for generations to come. We invite you to continue supporting Claire's by shopping online at www.claires.com Thank you for your attention to this matter. Claire's Stores, Inc. 2400 West Central Road, Hoffman Estates, IL 60192 | Claire's Stores, Inc. | CBI Distributing Corp.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 4d
I've been reading '90s movie zines and this ad sent me back to the same place.
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