Me, watching my Grubhub driver like a Sim: Ah looks like Marvin got stuck at the long red light
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me, watching my Grubhub driver like a Sim: Ah looks like Marvin got stuck at the long red light
Shout out to my only cishet married friends who have a designated "queer crash out" spare bedroom with snacks you're the only true allies.
September 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Shout out to my only cishet married friends who have a designated "queer crash out" spare bedroom with snacks you're the only true allies.
Raise your hand if you're hung over and your mother wants to go ghost hunting at a notoriously haunted antique store. at 10am on a Saturday. Just me? cool cool cool.
August 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Raise your hand if you're hung over and your mother wants to go ghost hunting at a notoriously haunted antique store. at 10am on a Saturday. Just me? cool cool cool.
Sometimes I wonder why I stay at my job. Then there are days we actively debate if Jeffrey Dahmer used seasoning and that's on company culture.
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sometimes I wonder why I stay at my job. Then there are days we actively debate if Jeffrey Dahmer used seasoning and that's on company culture.
Big props to the girl in the bar bathroom the other night who was so frustrated by her body suit she said "I'm done this is a crop top now" and 2 other drunk women, with a pair of mini travel sewing kit scissors and a dream, made it look FLAWLESS and ICONIC #HiBarbie #PrideMonth
June 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Big props to the girl in the bar bathroom the other night who was so frustrated by her body suit she said "I'm done this is a crop top now" and 2 other drunk women, with a pair of mini travel sewing kit scissors and a dream, made it look FLAWLESS and ICONIC #HiBarbie #PrideMonth
Sometimes a D&D session ja romantic, cathartic, and dramatic. Other times it's spending 20K gold on shoes. All about balance
May 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sometimes a D&D session ja romantic, cathartic, and dramatic. Other times it's spending 20K gold on shoes. All about balance
The moment I realize I'm barely keeping the plates all spinning when watching the pbs proshot Next to Normal and relating a LITTLE too hard to Diana Goodman again
May 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The moment I realize I'm barely keeping the plates all spinning when watching the pbs proshot Next to Normal and relating a LITTLE too hard to Diana Goodman again
As a She/They I am seasonally femme. In the winter I dress like I hunt demons in a 67 chevy, in the summer the fae returns to me and I twirl in a glen. Right now? It's goblin time baby. I'm in 8 various layers, 4 may come off halfway thru the day. Gender? On a swivel
April 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
As a She/They I am seasonally femme. In the winter I dress like I hunt demons in a 67 chevy, in the summer the fae returns to me and I twirl in a glen. Right now? It's goblin time baby. I'm in 8 various layers, 4 may come off halfway thru the day. Gender? On a swivel
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that's my fucking GOAT
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
that's my fucking GOAT
Jordan's furniture is a Meow wolf art installation no one actually told them about. Furniture store? No here's a 4D black light Lazer experience above the serta mattresses.
February 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Jordan's furniture is a Meow wolf art installation no one actually told them about. Furniture store? No here's a 4D black light Lazer experience above the serta mattresses.
Alright I'm tipsy and it's 1am, I got a "you up?" text on a dating app. Do i send him my tarot spread and dare him to ask for a reading?
January 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Alright I'm tipsy and it's 1am, I got a "you up?" text on a dating app. Do i send him my tarot spread and dare him to ask for a reading?
I'm going to start buying physical copies of historically banned books for no specific reason whatsoever.
January 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm going to start buying physical copies of historically banned books for no specific reason whatsoever.
Did I download to my phone quite literally 1k tiktoks? Yes. Are they mostly diabolically horny edits and recipes I will never make? Also yes. I will not allow my thirst trap library of Alexandria to run the river black with its ink of my brain rot dopamine hits, thank you very much.
January 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Did I download to my phone quite literally 1k tiktoks? Yes. Are they mostly diabolically horny edits and recipes I will never make? Also yes. I will not allow my thirst trap library of Alexandria to run the river black with its ink of my brain rot dopamine hits, thank you very much.
I have no idea how to find community on here to be honest. Ttrpg players, kpop fans, witchy folk, queer humans? One or all of the above come hang?
January 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I have no idea how to find community on here to be honest. Ttrpg players, kpop fans, witchy folk, queer humans? One or all of the above come hang?
Well, TikTok is dark. So long, my bizarre and confusing viral legacy.
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Well, TikTok is dark. So long, my bizarre and confusing viral legacy.
The fact that Ateez is starting their European tour, SKZ is still touring, and Got7 has their comeback the 20th and I will NOT have tiktok edits of them all wilding on stage is devastating.
January 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The fact that Ateez is starting their European tour, SKZ is still touring, and Got7 has their comeback the 20th and I will NOT have tiktok edits of them all wilding on stage is devastating.
The true death of innocence was how excited I just got when my office manager gave me 2 packs of printer ink. I need to return to a bog or some sort of fae realm
January 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The true death of innocence was how excited I just got when my office manager gave me 2 packs of printer ink. I need to return to a bog or some sort of fae realm
This is your annual reminder as the childless friend to include batteries with your gifts to your friends kiddos -signed the auntcle who had to go to the 24hr gas station at 11pm on Christmas eve last year
December 19, 2024 at 12:57 AM
This is your annual reminder as the childless friend to include batteries with your gifts to your friends kiddos -signed the auntcle who had to go to the 24hr gas station at 11pm on Christmas eve last year
I've come back, I heard it got super queer and I was missing all the fun
December 6, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I've come back, I heard it got super queer and I was missing all the fun
I find it personally devastating that I will never have a pet owlbear cub
October 15, 2023 at 4:23 AM
I find it personally devastating that I will never have a pet owlbear cub
Completely owned by my best friend "I finished all 152 temples! I'm just getting prepped for the big boss fight" "nice, how many hours have you logged again?" "...pass" "OK I'm going to insist you make a bumble profile after you fight Ganon"
October 8, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Completely owned by my best friend "I finished all 152 temples! I'm just getting prepped for the big boss fight" "nice, how many hours have you logged again?" "...pass" "OK I'm going to insist you make a bumble profile after you fight Ganon"
I called Big Y to get some catering for work and the hold music was Li'l Red Riding Hood by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs and that is a BONKERS choice for the bakery department at 10am
October 2, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I called Big Y to get some catering for work and the hold music was Li'l Red Riding Hood by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs and that is a BONKERS choice for the bakery department at 10am
Ok but are there any drag queens that need new outfit inspo because the Great Fairies from Tears of the Kingdom absolutely kill it
September 23, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Ok but are there any drag queens that need new outfit inspo because the Great Fairies from Tears of the Kingdom absolutely kill it
Code orange. I have exhausted our CEO to the point of surrender. I am allowed to buy the 12ft skeleton for our Halloween fundraiser, if I can find it. I have never been more motivated to do my job in my LIFE
September 18, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Code orange. I have exhausted our CEO to the point of surrender. I am allowed to buy the 12ft skeleton for our Halloween fundraiser, if I can find it. I have never been more motivated to do my job in my LIFE
Just staring down my work inbox trying to establish dominance over these 41 emails and failing.
September 18, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Just staring down my work inbox trying to establish dominance over these 41 emails and failing.