Drifter knows whats up!

this would make an excellent meme format

I read this in the sort of desperate fearful voice characters in movies do when they want to wake up from a bad dream or something ngl. mfer sounds like hes tryin to invoke some sort of prayer and its not working because no god is out there to hear him

Dallas Goldtooth posted this today, appropriate!

ERAMISKEL BEST KELL

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY SKJFDHGB. I can hear this in his voice perfectly. It also made me realize that I need Eliksni watching Chrismas classics stat

All parents make mistakes; I have made many. However. I cannot help but feel that if the family had a Shank, or if Kevin was trained in the use of a shock pistol, this scenario could have been avoided. Fools that they were, these bandits carried no ranged weapons and wore no armor.

Though we Eliksni are regrettably known as thieves and scavengers, I felt no kinship with these…“Wet Bandits”. Any men who would harm a hatchling for material gain or petty revenge…[guttural growling] Though I am loathe to invoke her name, Araskes herself would delight in how Kevin dispatched them.