Must get the gamekeeper to bring us more goose for little Hortensia

Ah the festive spirit

Anyone using shuffle on a podcast app needs therapy urgently.

What level of burnout is it when you can't keep up with your advent calendar? I'm three toblerones behind here. I'm drowning.

Doing a Keeping In Touch day at work and just had the unbridled joy of deleting 1300 emails. Will be riding this high for some time.

Imagine going on a date with someone and then finding out they eat those mince pies with icing ⛳

Have kids so you can bring the energy of a hostage negotiation to the serving of scrambled eggs.

Of course one mustn't make light of addiction. Which is why I resent being told to simply stop eating Gold bars. Like it's a choice.

Oh well if it says it's legitimate in parentheses then...

The meth mugshots but it's just before and after kids.

I'm telling you Mounjaro is no match for the florentines at Peel Beach Kiosk.

Buying a car seat for a toddler is simple as long as you know their length, weight, recline angle, car model, seat incline and spacing, tether anchor points, and of course the relative merits of extended rear facing, the Swedish plus test, i-size regulations, and the R129 vs. ECE R44.

Where were the dozens of leading articles on Grant Shapps, who used fake names in what some have described as a “get rich quick” scheme? And continued this work when he was an MP?

Shapps held 9 ministerial positions for the Tories over 14 years.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

🚨 LAUNCHING TODAY 🚨

Nearly two years ago, @tortoisemedia.bsky.social unveiled the Westminster Accounts, a free tool designed to give people greater understanding of the money that flows through parliament.

Now, with Peer Review, we take on another arcane part of our system - the House of Lords

Dream job #17: Nappy poet

Would be lost without this serving suggestion.

www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...

Pushing the ouija board to its limits here guys.