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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
#celebritytraitors
I’ve been shouting at the telly
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy birthday @beeclaudia.bsky.social
Take my my hand, let’s have another adventure x
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Who do you call when you think you’ve found a Banksy?
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask why the fuck your country keeps doing things *against* you.
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m excited about something but I just can’t remember what it was.
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.
a man in a red shirt is walking down stairs with the words i 've done it now
Alt: Louis Spence running down a fire escape saying 'They can't stop me. It's too bleedin late. I've done it now.'
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Morning!
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Haven’t seen any #celebritytraitors soz
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We’ve had the heating on.
a cardboard box that says box of shame with a cat sticking its head out
ALT: a cardboard box that says box of shame with a cat sticking its head out
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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𝙿̶𝚕̶𝚊̶𝚝̶𝚘̶𝚘̶𝚗̶

Catoon (1986)
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me: Have you ever tasted cat food?
Interviewer: No, I meant questions about the job.
October 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
October 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.
October 8, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
October 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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when you totally misread the vibe
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Social media in the 90’s was finding a porno mag in the woods
October 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Yeah, it doesn’t look quite right as cabs go, but this is no way to boost its confidence.
October 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM