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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · Nov 23

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 2h

Morning!

Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 4h

Haven’t seen any #celebritytraitors soz

Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 13h

We’ve had the heating on.

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 15h

Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading “Please use the escalator by Prada”.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 14h

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 14h

𝙿̶𝚕̶𝚊̶𝚝̶𝚘̶𝚘̶𝚗̶

Catoon (1986)

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 14h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 14h

Me: Have you ever tasted cat food?
Interviewer: No, I meant questions about the job.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 14h

@beeclaudia.bsky.social hey

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Oct 8

Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Oct 11

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16h

when you totally misread the vibe

A cow leans over a fence and licks the face of a very surprised-looking woman.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 15h

I remember there being a lot more bush

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 15h

Social media in the 90’s was finding a porno mag in the woods

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, it doesn’t look quite right as cabs go, but this is no way to boost its confidence.

A large yellow van, bearing the words RUBBISH TAXI.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 20h

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 5d

[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 3d

I’d like a C please, Bob.

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h

When someone asks what time I’m leaving and I’m just sat scrolling on my bed in a towel

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h

Banksy leaving me a love note

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 22h

"I came into money," I whisper to the cashier while handing them a sticky thousand dollar bill.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 18h

When you’ve finally run out of emails to delete.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22h

every time I see a photo of J. K. Rowling all I see is Voldemort in a red wig

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 1d

Talk is cheep, if you're a small bird.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 1d

Hi. I absolutely did write this several years ago on twitter. I am ashamed to admit though that I lazily copy & pasted it on here.

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