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Claudia
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 11d
How it feels when you come home after work and get into your pjs
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 10h
Send this to your coworker for them to wonder if it’s them or someone else
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 10h
It’s choose your adventure day. Turn to page 6. You’ve fallen off a cliff. Turn to page 11. Every stranger tells you their life story. Turn to page 19. You win the lottery then you die the next day. Turn to page 71. It’s Monday everyday forever
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 11h
If nothing else a Facebook account is a great way of reminding yourself why you don't make the effort to meet up with family and old friends anymore.
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Mikey C @amazingmikeyc.bsky.social · 11h
During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top
Cheeseless bread rolls
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SCAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 10h
All names for impromptu sex around the house.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 10h
Week in wildlife: a bumpy snailfish, a slow loris and a whistle pig
Week in wildlife: a bumpy snailfish, a slow loris and a whistle pig
The best of this week’s wildlife photographs from around the world
www.theguardian.com
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Ed @ibrowsie.bsky.social · 10h
Still thinking about #CelebrityTraitors
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 10h
Friday.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 10h
Number of cats I own: 0

Number of cats fighting in my living room: 2
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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 1d
Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon
Count Otter Poppula 1 Sr... @peezky... • 26m The problem with Mastodon is that it makes you feel stupid for not knowing how it works. That was the real hurdle Facebook and everything that came after cleared, you could just join, it didn't take any debugging or jargon. It just, worked. For a while. 6 Trevor Goodchild @trevorgoodchild.bsky.social Follow Yeah you gotta at least try. Put a tiny amount of effort into your experience. I you cant be bothered to think for yourself just a tiny bit then I guess just stay on this fascist friendly site with the CEO who hates you.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 12h
I guess we know where he got off.
Pervert caught performing sex act on himself at train station
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 11h
Getting wood was pretty easy
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 21h
if your whole day has already been a mess, have you considered a shower beer?
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Stephen Reid @stephenreid1874.bsky.social · 21h
Adagio for chasing strings
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 21h
I appear to be all caught up on why her boobs are trending so that was an interesting 5 minutes
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 21h
Rereading it you’ve said they’ve ALSO spent the day thinking about CC tits so this begs the obvious question
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · Nov 21
If this app doesn’t work I’m going back to ruining my life locally
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d
Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d
“It’s not a competition”

- losers
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 21h
Extra points for spotting the voyeur up above
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h
a man with a beard and a black shirt is looking at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt is looking at the camera
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h
Deer whispering in my spare time
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h
People go to therapy to cope with people who should
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h
Perfect response. Send updates I am invested
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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h
a cat is playing a violin with the letter s on the strings
ALT: a cat is playing a violin with the letter s on the strings
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