Candid Yams
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
He’s found two mice behind the piano this year and now it’s just a waiting game
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He’s found two mice behind the piano this year and now it’s just a waiting game
The cat has no interest in killing mice, so I found him this morning playing ever so gently with the most tired mouse in the world (I caught him easily and let him outside)
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The cat has no interest in killing mice, so I found him this morning playing ever so gently with the most tired mouse in the world (I caught him easily and let him outside)
We have to go to a middle school orientation night and my child said she would make dinner if I told her how
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We have to go to a middle school orientation night and my child said she would make dinner if I told her how
Just use a human model! Gah.
July 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just use a human model! Gah.
I’m taking over “meowing at birds” duty this morning because the cat’s in a k hole
July 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m taking over “meowing at birds” duty this morning because the cat’s in a k hole
When you’ve been out of the house for 14 hours and you’re finally ready to flop down and rest and the cat’s like, “I developed a UTI while you were out”
July 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
When you’ve been out of the house for 14 hours and you’re finally ready to flop down and rest and the cat’s like, “I developed a UTI while you were out”
I wore my most bookish accessories to a reading by Cory Doctorow
March 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I wore my most bookish accessories to a reading by Cory Doctorow
Why am I being buttered up by tea??
February 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why am I being buttered up by tea??
Sketch of the cat with a mouse by the tail
January 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sketch of the cat with a mouse by the tail
I loved Saturday Night. Loved it. My favorite part was how the irreverent kids simply could not stick it to the old stalwarts because the old stalwarts were cold blooded savages
January 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I loved Saturday Night. Loved it. My favorite part was how the irreverent kids simply could not stick it to the old stalwarts because the old stalwarts were cold blooded savages
On the way back from the bus stop I snapped off a crust of snow with some leaf bits in it and said to myself, “the cat’s gonna like this!”
January 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
On the way back from the bus stop I snapped off a crust of snow with some leaf bits in it and said to myself, “the cat’s gonna like this!”
Hot take: pears are adorable ☺️
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hot take: pears are adorable ☺️
I remember sleeping over at other kids houses and it always felt awkward getting food and drinks so I lay out a bunch of foods at breakfast
January 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I remember sleeping over at other kids houses and it always felt awkward getting food and drinks so I lay out a bunch of foods at breakfast
Richmond, Virginia this week
January 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Richmond, Virginia this week
Jesus Christ Duolingo
January 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jesus Christ Duolingo
Playing monopoly and making it interesting
January 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Playing monopoly and making it interesting
Spoilers for those who haven’t read 11/22/63 but this passage is so Stephen King. Pure ultra concentrated Stephen King. I am cackling at this.
December 29, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Spoilers for those who haven’t read 11/22/63 but this passage is so Stephen King. Pure ultra concentrated Stephen King. I am cackling at this.
It’s Christmas Eve! Time to grab the cat and throw on Gandahar.
December 25, 2024 at 3:30 AM
It’s Christmas Eve! Time to grab the cat and throw on Gandahar.
None of these are the green I need. GOD.
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 PM
None of these are the green I need. GOD.
We’re at the Taco Bell with a drive thru so bad people will drive over the median to get away
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
We’re at the Taco Bell with a drive thru so bad people will drive over the median to get away
Center of the Universe brewery had a plastic bin of free pecan pie and I had some and it was delicious with the el duderino stout 😋
November 30, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Center of the Universe brewery had a plastic bin of free pecan pie and I had some and it was delicious with the el duderino stout 😋