Candid Yams
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I personally wouldn’t get drunk and announce that turkey sucks, but the truth is, it’s not great! Oh but you just don’t know how to properly— no gtfo it still smells like turkey
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I personally wouldn’t get drunk and announce that turkey sucks, but the truth is, it’s not great! Oh but you just don’t know how to properly— no gtfo it still smells like turkey
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
If I were Nathaniel Hawthorne I would have wifed Melville. It’s the LEAST I could do.
enthrone them again in the now egotistical sky
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If I were Nathaniel Hawthorne I would have wifed Melville. It’s the LEAST I could do.
Finally I can see what TB is like and not miss work. Seriously this could be on the level of penicillin as a global win for humanity
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Finally I can see what TB is like and not miss work. Seriously this could be on the level of penicillin as a global win for humanity
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new episode of kill the computer where we talk with @edzitron.com about his story that reveals financial irregularities for openai that he believes are a possible sign of the bubble beginning to burst
The Age of Smiles Ft. Ed Zitron
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 11/13/2025 · 1h 9m
podcasts.apple.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
new episode of kill the computer where we talk with @edzitron.com about his story that reveals financial irregularities for openai that he believes are a possible sign of the bubble beginning to burst
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"
The cat has no interest in killing mice, so I found him this morning playing ever so gently with the most tired mouse in the world (I caught him easily and let him outside)
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The cat has no interest in killing mice, so I found him this morning playing ever so gently with the most tired mouse in the world (I caught him easily and let him outside)
Might get into Edmund Fitzgerald memes this November
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Might get into Edmund Fitzgerald memes this November
I wish I could go around calling everyone idiots and they would know it’s said with love
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wish I could go around calling everyone idiots and they would know it’s said with love
If you give canned corn to trick or treaters you deserve to have it hurled back through your loving room window
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you give canned corn to trick or treaters you deserve to have it hurled back through your loving room window
My lamb I have a meeting so you’re going to have to desecrate the flag in another room
October 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My lamb I have a meeting so you’re going to have to desecrate the flag in another room
We have to go to a middle school orientation night and my child said she would make dinner if I told her how
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We have to go to a middle school orientation night and my child said she would make dinner if I told her how
I just lost half a day to cvs brand Claritin
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I just lost half a day to cvs brand Claritin
This kids going to discover those 1950s meat Jell-O molds and go apeshit
My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This kids going to discover those 1950s meat Jell-O molds and go apeshit
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so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
How to Remove AI From Your Google Chrome Experience - Opus
Follow these steps to resist the AI-pocalypse in your everyday web browsing.
opus.ing
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
so Google just added a bunch (more) AI bullshit to Chrome
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
Go through these steps to disable it:
opus.ing/posts/how-to...
#chrome #aibullshit
I’ve been watching The Studio and I’m once again floored by how good Bryan Cranston is in EVERYTHING.
October 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’ve been watching The Studio and I’m once again floored by how good Bryan Cranston is in EVERYTHING.
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Everything is awful right now but reading this for the first time last night was awesome and I recommend doing the same if you need a boost.
5 min read
5 min read
The Great Silence - Electric Literature
“The Great Silence” by Ted Chiang The humans use Arecibo to look for extraterrestrial intelligence. Their desire to make a connection is so strong that they’ve created an ear capable of hearing across...
electricliterature.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Everything is awful right now but reading this for the first time last night was awesome and I recommend doing the same if you need a boost.
5 min read
5 min read
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Well, here we go
This is the op-ed in which I denounce the Riesman Center for Harvard Hillel
Pray 4 Josie
harvardindependent.com/avoid-the-bu...
This is the op-ed in which I denounce the Riesman Center for Harvard Hillel
Pray 4 Josie
harvardindependent.com/avoid-the-bu...
August 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Well, here we go
This is the op-ed in which I denounce the Riesman Center for Harvard Hillel
Pray 4 Josie
harvardindependent.com/avoid-the-bu...
This is the op-ed in which I denounce the Riesman Center for Harvard Hillel
Pray 4 Josie
harvardindependent.com/avoid-the-bu...
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This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
youtu.be
August 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
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The CEO of a streaming site where a person just died after being tortured for days on end for donations was also the top donor for the torture...
Black Mirror doesn't have shit on the real world
Black Mirror doesn't have shit on the real world
August 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The CEO of a streaming site where a person just died after being tortured for days on end for donations was also the top donor for the torture...
Black Mirror doesn't have shit on the real world
Black Mirror doesn't have shit on the real world
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thank goodness for the archive archive.org/details/Poli...
Police Squad!(1982) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
archive.org
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
thank goodness for the archive archive.org/details/Poli...
Just use a human model! Gah.
July 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just use a human model! Gah.
Can you imagine how much Boston society must suck for her to resort to this?
Yall that lady possibly risked it all at a Cold Play concert forreal.
Her husband is one of Boston's original families, worth BILLIONS.
She cheated with a "broke boi".
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... Coldplay concert CEO cuddling scandal engulfs old money Boston family with ties to JFK
Her husband is one of Boston's original families, worth BILLIONS.
She cheated with a "broke boi".
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... Coldplay concert CEO cuddling scandal engulfs old money Boston family with ties to JFK
Coldplay concert CEO cuddling scandal engulfs old money Boston family
The Cabot family is one of the richest in Boston, with a fortune worth at least $15.4 billion today, and was considered untouchable until the political rise of John F. Kennedy.
www.dailymail.co.uk
July 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Can you imagine how much Boston society must suck for her to resort to this?