Roy Lewis
@rwlewis.bsky.social
Formerly Republican ticket-splitter descendant of Texas Scalawags. I haven’t voted for a single GOP since they announced they’d crater the nation to make Obama a one-term president. Architect, archaeologist, autism dad.
Like this one pitched by Trump toady Jeff Bezos? a.co/d/fepjJnD
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Like this one pitched by Trump toady Jeff Bezos? a.co/d/fepjJnD
We have one of those:
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We have one of those:
Annabelle is not particular about the time of day.
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Annabelle is not particular about the time of day.
Who knew Zeus and Leda were Paleolithic?
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who knew Zeus and Leda were Paleolithic?
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16 you ask?
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16 you ask?
My office door is well guarded. If I look at Annabelle she head butts me until she’s had her fill of rubs. There are different rules for where I’m allowed to touch her depending on whether she’s in a box or not.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My office door is well guarded. If I look at Annabelle she head butts me until she’s had her fill of rubs. There are different rules for where I’m allowed to touch her depending on whether she’s in a box or not.
Donny's childhood friend Vincent was an early member of the cult.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Donny's childhood friend Vincent was an early member of the cult.
When I attended Rice millions of birds wintered on campus. There were so many everyone carried umbrellas all bird season to protect from bird droppings and dropping birds. They packed so densely in trees that thousands died in avian epidemics and littered the campus with their corpses.
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When I attended Rice millions of birds wintered on campus. There were so many everyone carried umbrellas all bird season to protect from bird droppings and dropping birds. They packed so densely in trees that thousands died in avian epidemics and littered the campus with their corpses.
King Charles I built a gilded Banqueting House, and the people found a good use for it:
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
King Charles I built a gilded Banqueting House, and the people found a good use for it:
I think I see a pattern.
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I think I see a pattern.
Melania already told us who she is.
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Melania already told us who she is.
The perfect place to display sculpture.
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The perfect place to display sculpture.
Why wait? The people made good use of Charles I’s Banqueting House:
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why wait? The people made good use of Charles I’s Banqueting House:
The people made good use of tyrant Charles I's party room:
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The people made good use of tyrant Charles I's party room:
Trump does what the heroes of Flight 93 prevented Al Qaeda from doing on 9/11.
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Trump does what the heroes of Flight 93 prevented Al Qaeda from doing on 9/11.
Hey Trump!
YOU were in charge of the FBI on Jan 6!
YOU were doing your damnedest to make sure Joe Biden was not certified as president-elect so he could not be inaugurated two weeks later.
IF there were FBI agents in the crowd on Jan 6, YOU and YOUR FBI put them there.
YOU were in charge of the FBI on Jan 6!
YOU were doing your damnedest to make sure Joe Biden was not certified as president-elect so he could not be inaugurated two weeks later.
IF there were FBI agents in the crowd on Jan 6, YOU and YOUR FBI put them there.
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey Trump!
YOU were in charge of the FBI on Jan 6!
YOU were doing your damnedest to make sure Joe Biden was not certified as president-elect so he could not be inaugurated two weeks later.
IF there were FBI agents in the crowd on Jan 6, YOU and YOUR FBI put them there.
YOU were in charge of the FBI on Jan 6!
YOU were doing your damnedest to make sure Joe Biden was not certified as president-elect so he could not be inaugurated two weeks later.
IF there were FBI agents in the crowd on Jan 6, YOU and YOUR FBI put them there.
Pocket Coffee and appropriate underwear is the solution.
October 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Pocket Coffee and appropriate underwear is the solution.