Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election

How perfect would it be if Disney made this into a cartoon love triangle movie where corporations are living characters entitled to never ending copyrights?

Omg, I can’t believe that Donald fucking Trump walked right into a classic Mitch Hedberg bit.

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“Time to finally pass the torch” says almost 80yo.

Like, seriously, go fuck yourself, Jerry.

Ghouliani trying to tamp down conspiracy theories. Irony is also injured and recovering at this time.

I knew these assholes were incels, but Jeezus.

You’d think a guy with two first names as a first name would have had to grow up as less of a complete pussy.

Manchin, Senator Yachty Maserati himself, had his stupid yacht house docked in Navy Yard / Waterfront, FFS.