That's just Pestilence, even the Four Horsemen aren't immune to our car-centric culture

one time at KAF, as we were deploying, a SNCO was shouting the serial number of an M4 that had been found in the shitters. As a 1LT shop leader, I recognized the number, claimed the rifle, and irritatedly promised to discipline the offending soldier

it was my own goddamn rifle

Gotta be Bill Cosby for me, I still have quotes from his comedy specials rattling around in my head unbidden

On the flip side, it did make later cancellations easier

"sub-optimals" is some flagrantly eugenicist shit. y'know, the one thing the Federation had zero tolerance for

"Got a light?", but instead it's "Is that good?"

What war on protein is he even talking about, they've been cramming protein into just about every foodstuff imaginable

the "straight A's" of preschool

I hate that I know how to sing this

I can't help but wonder, what purpose does the microphone serve exactly? Just a choreo prop?

One Chip Is Not Enough

featuring heavy product placement by Frito-Lay, a wholly-owned subsidiary of PepsiCo, Inc

I watched plenty of "New York so scary" movies growing up, and the biggest thing that disabused me of that notion was actually living there. I still got worried texts from my mom in TX every time she heard about anything bad happening in the tri-state area

I can only imagine how much of this growth is driven by employees being pressured/forced into using it by their bosses