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This is more accurate than the American OR European weather models
A weather warning system showing how to determine how likely a severe weather event is to happen based on Ted Cruz’s actions. A watch= conditions are favorable for Cruz to leave A warning (you should take action) = Cruz has been spotted at the airport Emergency (take immediate action) = photos of Cruz have been posted on vacation
January 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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A classic tweet from Dril saying: “ (me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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@alpinef1.bsky.social this you? Running off post-practice fish and chips?
Group of people at London intersection dressed in matching Alpine F1 shirts Close up of group of people in matching Alpine F1 shirts waiting to cross a London intersection
July 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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This sums it up nicely:
Tweet screenshot saying: The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rule book going “but a dog can’t play basketball!” while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
March 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Democrats:
November 7, 2024 at 1:34 PM