I adore this group of players. Plymouth on Saturday, Hull on Tuesday and six points to show for it. What an effort. Alfie Lloyd - an absolute menace. #QPR

No replay for Tamworth then, but at least the four or five most privileged & well-stocked clubs of the 745 that entered the FA Cup get a slightly lighter schedule!

“I’m a diplomat. I deal with hostage situations and I’m able to be calm in a crisis.”

“Anyway I have decided to vote myself out of the train.” #TheTraitors

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Jonathan Varane was immense today. Thought that was a complete performance. Was everywhere, constantly looking for the ball, getting his foot in. Some engine oh him. Kieran Morgan too, what a pick up he's been. Quietly brilliant for an 18 year old.

Derry City v Barcelona (2003). Xavi, Quaresma and Kluivert watch on. New signing Reçber lines up his wall. Joined at half-time by another new signing, Ronaldinho. Ticket bought on the gate for £15. Surreal experience.

I've had worse Saturdays.