Ryan, Perdido en TX
@ryanlostintx.bsky.social
I’m just happy to be here.
Let’s. Fucking. Goooooo.
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Let’s. Fucking. Goooooo.
My mom: What time do you want to take your niece and nephews to the zoo next Saturday?
Me:
Me:
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My mom: What time do you want to take your niece and nephews to the zoo next Saturday?
Me:
Me:
IT’S A HIT!!! Tom Collins loves his new high rise.
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
IT’S A HIT!!! Tom Collins loves his new high rise.
Oh he likes it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Oh he likes it.
Put together a new cat tower for Tom Collins. He seems to like it a little bit.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Put together a new cat tower for Tom Collins. He seems to like it a little bit.
We had dinner with Sarah’s folks tonight before they had back to Mississippi for the spring. Father in law made prime rib and twice baked potatoes. It was dope.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 AM
We had dinner with Sarah’s folks tonight before they had back to Mississippi for the spring. Father in law made prime rib and twice baked potatoes. It was dope.
Walking back to the table at a TexMex restaurant after using the restroom and doing a shot of tequila at the bar to find out they refilled the chips and salsa at your table.
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Walking back to the table at a TexMex restaurant after using the restroom and doing a shot of tequila at the bar to find out they refilled the chips and salsa at your table.
A drenched loaf of meat.
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
A drenched loaf of meat.
A loaf of meat.
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A loaf of meat.
This is Bubba. He lives in our backyard.
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This is Bubba. He lives in our backyard.
Looking through every new post to see if it happened or not:
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Looking through every new post to see if it happened or not:
Going back to the fridge for more olive.
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Going back to the fridge for more olive.
Hard to believe this was only like 4 years ago.
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Hard to believe this was only like 4 years ago.
You’ve gotta be on crack if you think the Houston Texans can come back and win this game.
Me:
Me:
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
You’ve gotta be on crack if you think the Houston Texans can come back and win this game.
Me:
Me:
Sarah also got me a patch to cover up the company logo on a nice Carhartt work jacket that was given to me by a company I worked for 20 years ago.
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Sarah also got me a patch to cover up the company logo on a nice Carhartt work jacket that was given to me by a company I worked for 20 years ago.
Sarah got me some socks from her trip to the San Diego Zoo. Pretty sweet tbqh.
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Sarah got me some socks from her trip to the San Diego Zoo. Pretty sweet tbqh.
Last night if Sarah being out of town. I fried up a chicken breast and made some sandwiches.
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Last night if Sarah being out of town. I fried up a chicken breast and made some sandwiches.
Going into halftime with the lead but realizing the Houston Texans start the second half on offense:
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Going into halftime with the lead but realizing the Houston Texans start the second half on offense:
Watching CJ Stroud play football.
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Watching CJ Stroud play football.