RyanSomething
@ryansomething.bsky.social
22y/o
I play Splatoon and do videos sometimes
#1 tentacle to the metal hater
Staff of @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social
pfp by @anthi3c.bsky.social
I play Splatoon and do videos sometimes
#1 tentacle to the metal hater
Staff of @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social
pfp by @anthi3c.bsky.social
First gold KING BADGE obtained 1/28/26 (1237 days since launch), HORRORBOROS!!! My favorite of the three
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 AM
First gold KING BADGE obtained 1/28/26 (1237 days since launch), HORRORBOROS!!! My favorite of the three
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
I’m not like, a Persona superfan or anything, I’ve only played Royal and Strikers and currently playing through Reload after it sat in my backlog for some time, but I really loved Persona Live 2026! Immaculate vibes, incredible performances, would go again
But please don’t forget strikers next time
But please don’t forget strikers next time
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I’m not like, a Persona superfan or anything, I’ve only played Royal and Strikers and currently playing through Reload after it sat in my backlog for some time, but I really loved Persona Live 2026! Immaculate vibes, incredible performances, would go again
But please don’t forget strikers next time
But please don’t forget strikers next time
Persona I am inside you
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Persona I am inside you
3rd theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/15/26, and 4th theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/16/26, steelhead and fish stick! First instance where the order is different
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
3rd theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/15/26, and 4th theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/16/26, steelhead and fish stick! First instance where the order is different
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
it has been made up for by a 100x with @capnstabby.bsky.social and @k4rto.bsky.social yay
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
it has been made up for by a 100x with @capnstabby.bsky.social and @k4rto.bsky.social yay
i would've preferred to get my first ever 333x on my main weapon, but running object shredder zooka spam to ruin aerospray rg players' experience is good enough too lol
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i would've preferred to get my first ever 333x on my main weapon, but running object shredder zooka spam to ruin aerospray rg players' experience is good enough too lol
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
the day of reckoning
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
the day of reckoning
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Second theoretical SECOND gold boss salmonid badge achieved 11/3/25, flyfish 💀
Also because freelancers still don’t kill these fuckers; I play a lot with friends and help them get flyfish kills by crippling them instead and yet I still get 20k on these guys next lmao
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Also because freelancers still don’t kill these fuckers; I play a lot with friends and help them get flyfish kills by crippling them instead and yet I still get 20k on these guys next lmao
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Second theoretical SECOND gold boss salmonid badge achieved 11/3/25, flyfish 💀
Also because freelancers still don’t kill these fuckers; I play a lot with friends and help them get flyfish kills by crippling them instead and yet I still get 20k on these guys next lmao
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Also because freelancers still don’t kill these fuckers; I play a lot with friends and help them get flyfish kills by crippling them instead and yet I still get 20k on these guys next lmao
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This site is ran by soys
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This site is ran by soys
pokemon za is a joke too lmao
60 bucks, 10 extra for switch 2, 30 for dlc that was announced BEFORE ITS RELEASE, AND the gen 6 starter megas require nso, and then the game looks like this
60 bucks, 10 extra for switch 2, 30 for dlc that was announced BEFORE ITS RELEASE, AND the gen 6 starter megas require nso, and then the game looks like this
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
pokemon za is a joke too lmao
60 bucks, 10 extra for switch 2, 30 for dlc that was announced BEFORE ITS RELEASE, AND the gen 6 starter megas require nso, and then the game looks like this
60 bucks, 10 extra for switch 2, 30 for dlc that was announced BEFORE ITS RELEASE, AND the gen 6 starter megas require nso, and then the game looks like this
yeah, nah. that nintendo direct was already below average to start but all the price announcements retroactively make it the worst direct we've had in the past 5 years (besides the farmslop one); nothing new announced besides a bunch of b-list titles (fire emblem looks neat but not my thing as well)
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
yeah, nah. that nintendo direct was already below average to start but all the price announcements retroactively make it the worst direct we've had in the past 5 years (besides the farmslop one); nothing new announced besides a bunch of b-list titles (fire emblem looks neat but not my thing as well)
uhhhh top 500 happened last season, it's in tentatek division tho so does it really count lmao
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
uhhhh top 500 happened last season, it's in tentatek division tho so does it really count lmao
As for stuff I actually did in the game, I played a LOT of Salmon Run in this one lmao, probably way too much (not pictured is having 2 of the 3 banners that cost 333 gold) making some great friends along the way (hi @jirrky.bsky.social hi @k4rto.bsky.social)
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
As for stuff I actually did in the game, I played a LOT of Salmon Run in this one lmao, probably way too much (not pictured is having 2 of the 3 banners that cost 333 gold) making some great friends along the way (hi @jirrky.bsky.social hi @k4rto.bsky.social)
This game also gave me a lot of views on my (dead) channel lmao, at least the shitty map design got me something in the end including a collab which was pretty neat
I still really like the Umami video I made, I think the big map design one could've been better but it seems to be well-liked so idk
I still really like the Umami video I made, I think the big map design one could've been better but it seems to be well-liked so idk
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This game also gave me a lot of views on my (dead) channel lmao, at least the shitty map design got me something in the end including a collab which was pretty neat
I still really like the Umami video I made, I think the big map design one could've been better but it seems to be well-liked so idk
I still really like the Umami video I made, I think the big map design one could've been better but it seems to be well-liked so idk
But of course, I saved the best for last (totally not biased), BOOYAH BAY!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE! It's been an honor being a part of this, words cannot express how grateful I am for this LAN's existence and being able to actually do something for the community, I love the team I'm a part of a lot too
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
But of course, I saved the best for last (totally not biased), BOOYAH BAY!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE! It's been an honor being a part of this, words cannot express how grateful I am for this LAN's existence and being able to actually do something for the community, I love the team I'm a part of a lot too
SoCallie was pretty neat too in February 2025, I've always wanted to go but life kept getting in the way and then the LAN went on hiatus due to the venue dying; the first SoCallie ran a week after I left LA, going home from vacation lmao
I put Nishiki on the wall
I put Nishiki on the wall
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
SoCallie was pretty neat too in February 2025, I've always wanted to go but life kept getting in the way and then the LAN went on hiatus due to the venue dying; the first SoCallie ran a week after I left LA, going home from vacation lmao
I put Nishiki on the wall
I put Nishiki on the wall
Like seriously how did any of that happen we ran triple reefslider + big swig and sometimes quad reefslider lmao
I won one of the games by bumping someone off the tower with my swig in overtime 💀
I won one of the games by bumping someone off the tower with my swig in overtime 💀
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Like seriously how did any of that happen we ran triple reefslider + big swig and sometimes quad reefslider lmao
I won one of the games by bumping someone off the tower with my swig in overtime 💀
I won one of the games by bumping someone off the tower with my swig in overtime 💀
Sunset Surge 1 year anniversary! First time competing in the actual main event and what an INSANE run, my Splatoon career peaked here and it's been downhill ever since, did complete shit in pools but swept through redemption and loser's bracket in top cut to take third somehow???
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sunset Surge 1 year anniversary! First time competing in the actual main event and what an INSANE run, my Splatoon career peaked here and it's been downhill ever since, did complete shit in pools but swept through redemption and loser's bracket in top cut to take third somehow???
I would (eventually) sort of get my wish but in the wildest way I could imagine
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I would (eventually) sort of get my wish but in the wildest way I could imagine
This was also my first time "competing" in a LAN lol, I only played the Salmon Run side event that I didn't even know existed until they announced they were doing signups for it, got to play a little bit with Mickey Mart (Pepe's team); we got third which isn't bad for not playing all the sets lmao
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This was also my first time "competing" in a LAN lol, I only played the Salmon Run side event that I didn't even know existed until they announced they were doing signups for it, got to play a little bit with Mickey Mart (Pepe's team); we got third which isn't bad for not playing all the sets lmao
I also got to talk to Pika of Cherry Limeade fame and it was a nice chat, got him to look over a Big Swig guide I was writing (...that I never ended up making the video for oops I should probably work on this again now that it has a third kit lol)
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I also got to talk to Pika of Cherry Limeade fame and it was a nice chat, got him to look over a Big Swig guide I was writing (...that I never ended up making the video for oops I should probably work on this again now that it has a third kit lol)
Genesis was the first time I met so many cool Splatoon artists like Ambird, Andro, ToriPNG, and Bugslap, I have a lot of stuff I bought from them since then at other LANs
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Genesis was the first time I met so many cool Splatoon artists like Ambird, Andro, ToriPNG, and Bugslap, I have a lot of stuff I bought from them since then at other LANs
First up, LANs! What I live for
Genesis X was the first time I attended one, and man was that a great introduction to the experience, met a bunch of people that I only knew online before, got some cool merch, and got to see Pepe win grands and victory twerk after memeing it for so long lmao
Genesis X was the first time I attended one, and man was that a great introduction to the experience, met a bunch of people that I only knew online before, got some cool merch, and got to see Pepe win grands and victory twerk after memeing it for so long lmao
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
First up, LANs! What I live for
Genesis X was the first time I attended one, and man was that a great introduction to the experience, met a bunch of people that I only knew online before, got some cool merch, and got to see Pepe win grands and victory twerk after memeing it for so long lmao
Genesis X was the first time I attended one, and man was that a great introduction to the experience, met a bunch of people that I only knew online before, got some cool merch, and got to see Pepe win grands and victory twerk after memeing it for so long lmao