RyanSomething
@ryansomething.bsky.social
22y/o
I play Splatoon and do videos sometimes
#1 tentacle to the metal hater
Staff of @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social
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I play Splatoon and do videos sometimes
#1 tentacle to the metal hater
Staff of @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social
pfp by @anthi3c.bsky.social
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Random unnecessary buff comboed with a "nerf" (that did nothing)
new game mechanic thats basically tailor made for it
hit box buffs that also directly benefit it
"rng" that doesn't actually harm it in any way
new game mechanic thats basically tailor made for it
hit box buffs that also directly benefit it
"rng" that doesn't actually harm it in any way
you can tell 52 gal geniuenly thinks it deserves to live
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Random unnecessary buff comboed with a "nerf" (that did nothing)
new game mechanic thats basically tailor made for it
hit box buffs that also directly benefit it
"rng" that doesn't actually harm it in any way
new game mechanic thats basically tailor made for it
hit box buffs that also directly benefit it
"rng" that doesn't actually harm it in any way
First gold KING BADGE obtained 1/28/26 (1237 days since launch), HORRORBOROS!!! My favorite of the three
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 AM
First gold KING BADGE obtained 1/28/26 (1237 days since launch), HORRORBOROS!!! My favorite of the three
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
Could've gotten it way sooner but I wanted to get number 1000 with my best friends, shoutout to @capnstabby.bsky.social @k4rto.bsky.social @jirrky.bsky.social
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
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this is kinda what every update cycle is like. casual players get mad at the wrong people every single time
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
this is kinda what every update cycle is like. casual players get mad at the wrong people every single time
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Why are yall all dooming at Splatoon suddenly becoming too kill-focused. Are we ignoring the parts that literally said you can build towards flow state from painting ground and getting assists?? I think its also way too soon to start doomposting about the casual experience or whatever
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Why are yall all dooming at Splatoon suddenly becoming too kill-focused. Are we ignoring the parts that literally said you can build towards flow state from painting ground and getting assists?? I think its also way too soon to start doomposting about the casual experience or whatever
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every single patch, right back to the start of the game where machine and splash were picked because they were the only competent kits on release. machine got fucking butchered because they gave it fizzy booyah and then injected all the maps with ozempic. splash didn't, because it's a shooter.
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
every single patch, right back to the start of the game where machine and splash were picked because they were the only competent kits on release. machine got fucking butchered because they gave it fizzy booyah and then injected all the maps with ozempic. splash didn't, because it's a shooter.
I’m not like, a Persona superfan or anything, I’ve only played Royal and Strikers and currently playing through Reload after it sat in my backlog for some time, but I really loved Persona Live 2026! Immaculate vibes, incredible performances, would go again
But please don’t forget strikers next time
But please don’t forget strikers next time
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I’m not like, a Persona superfan or anything, I’ve only played Royal and Strikers and currently playing through Reload after it sat in my backlog for some time, but I really loved Persona Live 2026! Immaculate vibes, incredible performances, would go again
But please don’t forget strikers next time
But please don’t forget strikers next time
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January 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Atlus has FORGOTTEN about persona 5 strikers…
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Atlus has FORGOTTEN about persona 5 strikers…
Persona I am inside you
January 24, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Persona I am inside you
SoCal I am inside you
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
SoCal I am inside you
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ブーヤ・ベイー 『Cable Car Coast』２月２１日（土）w/ @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social !
On behalf of Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA), you don't wanna miss this Guildhouse-bound cable car ride!
Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA) を代表して、Guildhouse行き方面のこのケーブルカーに乗車じゃない手はありませんヨ！
All aboard! 出発進行！👉 start.gg/booyahbay 🚠
On behalf of Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA), you don't wanna miss this Guildhouse-bound cable car ride!
Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA) を代表して、Guildhouse行き方面のこのケーブルカーに乗車じゃない手はありませんヨ！
All aboard! 出発進行！👉 start.gg/booyahbay 🚠
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
ブーヤ・ベイー 『Cable Car Coast』２月２１日（土）w/ @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social !
On behalf of Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA), you don't wanna miss this Guildhouse-bound cable car ride!
Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA) を代表して、Guildhouse行き方面のこのケーブルカーに乗車じゃない手はありませんヨ！
All aboard! 出発進行！👉 start.gg/booyahbay 🚠
On behalf of Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA), you don't wanna miss this Guildhouse-bound cable car ride!
Booyah Bay Transit Authority (BBTA) を代表して、Guildhouse行き方面のこのケーブルカーに乗車じゃない手はありませんヨ！
All aboard! 出発進行！👉 start.gg/booyahbay 🚠
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January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
3rd theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/15/26, and 4th theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/16/26, steelhead and fish stick! First instance where the order is different
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
3rd theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/15/26, and 4th theoretical second gold badge achieved 1/16/26, steelhead and fish stick! First instance where the order is different
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
It is still very important to kill sticks, in the painting game, having less of your paint is bad
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
still no images in dms, edit button, drafts, private accounts, and polls btw, but sure let's add something literally no one asked for, just like the "rude" tag!
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 AM
still no images in dms, edit button, drafts, private accounts, and polls btw, but sure let's add something literally no one asked for, just like the "rude" tag!
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soldering iron as a dildo call that the hot rod
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
soldering iron as a dildo call that the hot rod
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Booyah Bay: Cable Car Coast! Trailer
YouTube video by Booyah Bay
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
it has been made up for by a 100x with @capnstabby.bsky.social and @k4rto.bsky.social yay
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
it has been made up for by a 100x with @capnstabby.bsky.social and @k4rto.bsky.social yay
i would've preferred to get my first ever 333x on my main weapon, but running object shredder zooka spam to ruin aerospray rg players' experience is good enough too lol
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i would've preferred to get my first ever 333x on my main weapon, but running object shredder zooka spam to ruin aerospray rg players' experience is good enough too lol
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
#splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest
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getting back into it and looking for a team to coach, @ Mia_Speedtana on Discord if you’re interested!! :D
❤️🔄
#compsplatoon
❤️🔄
#compsplatoon
January 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
getting back into it and looking for a team to coach, @ Mia_Speedtana on Discord if you’re interested!! :D
❤️🔄
#compsplatoon
❤️🔄
#compsplatoon
the day of reckoning
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
January 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
the day of reckoning
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
FINAL 333 gold banner obtained 1/9/26!! (after one of my worst goldless streaks 💀)
banner 1: 745 days to obtain (9/9/22-9/23/24)
banner 2: 266 days (9/23/24-6/15/25)
banner 3: 209 days (6/15/25-1/9/26)
next goal is the gold horrorboros badge, 22 remain
#splatoon3 #salmonrun
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SPLATOON COMMUNITY!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
SPLATOON COMMUNITY!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social
The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020
The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST
LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!