Ryan Staples
ryanstaples.bsky.social
Ryan Staples
@ryanstaples.bsky.social
Fat Dad.
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it's called writing and it's nuts
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Missed a call by seconds. Immediately phoned back. No answer. Just chucked your phone in the lake there did you? You living off the grid then? Heard you're a wild man of the forests now. Good for you. Good for you you piece of shit.
August 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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"I completely agree with Nick Fuentes" is a sentence I never thought I'd write.
July 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Watching Heavyweights with my kids and completely forgot this movie stars JD Vance
July 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Oh me? How is MY mental health? Well, I had to buy this painting of a kitten at the thrift store because it's cute and I got so sad at the idea of it being left there all alone I almost started to cry. Does that tell you anything???
May 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's kind of crazy that One Week by the Barenaked Ladies is still the greatest song of all time.
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I'm a middle aged, cis, white, heterosexual man and I can say with total confidence there is not a single "DEI" policy that has effected me in any way at all, let alone negatively.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is making excuses for their generic, unremarkable, mediocre existence.
January 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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do some people not understand, If I have headphones on, I might not want to talk???????
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I’d like my first post on here to be something profound.

It won’t be, but I’d like it to be.
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM