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Internet liar who never lived in whatever city my posts reference and certainly doesn't work for or represent any employer mentioned by name and never ONCE claimed to have a healthy relationship with food
Internet liar who never lived in whatever city my posts reference and certainly doesn't work for or represent any employer mentioned by name and never ONCE claimed to have a healthy relationship with food
The Midwest is cool because I can say "sup gang" to black coworkers and white coworkers and they'll take it in different, correct ways
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Midwest is cool because I can say "sup gang" to black coworkers and white coworkers and they'll take it in different, correct ways
In another timeline we let them have another white president after obama's first term just to keep em calm kinda like how Pixar made a Cars movie after every couple of brown protagonists
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
In another timeline we let them have another white president after obama's first term just to keep em calm kinda like how Pixar made a Cars movie after every couple of brown protagonists
My cat, hourly: hey! just popping in to make sure you guys still love me. Guys? Guys? Guys? Hey guys? Hey. Guys? Guys? Guys? Guys? Guys? Guys?
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My cat, hourly: hey! just popping in to make sure you guys still love me. Guys? Guys? Guys? Hey guys? Hey. Guys? Guys? Guys? Guys? Guys? Guys?
Now what the fuck am I gonna do with five dollars at best buy. fuck you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Now what the fuck am I gonna do with five dollars at best buy. fuck you.
The littlest kid in the family in front of us is being carried through the haunted maze and sheepishly peeking out from his dad's neck and shoulders, so every time he and I make eye contact I'm mouthing "I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you."
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The littlest kid in the family in front of us is being carried through the haunted maze and sheepishly peeking out from his dad's neck and shoulders, so every time he and I make eye contact I'm mouthing "I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you."
Trying to convince my white girlfriend that we should both be Michael Jackson for Halloween
October 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trying to convince my white girlfriend that we should both be Michael Jackson for Halloween
Here at this beautiful Caucasian wedding in northern Michigan and I just discovered my new favorite thing and it's pretending not to understand the Cupid shuffle
October 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Here at this beautiful Caucasian wedding in northern Michigan and I just discovered my new favorite thing and it's pretending not to understand the Cupid shuffle
Wearing red to a wedding so everyone knows I fucked the priest
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wearing red to a wedding so everyone knows I fucked the priest
You didn't hit it right if she didn't do a skincare routine on you after
October 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You didn't hit it right if she didn't do a skincare routine on you after
Despite not being very walkable, Kansas City is home to many eccentric pedestrians wearing Bluetooth headsets
September 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Despite not being very walkable, Kansas City is home to many eccentric pedestrians wearing Bluetooth headsets
Behind conversation about how improvement equals gentrification is the exploitative landlord comfortably begged out of the question about why people are priced out of a community that was improved ostensibly on their behalf
Gentrification is what we call it when demand exceeds supply. It is not caused by bike lanes.
The answer is not to suppress demand by enshittifying cities, or to justify endangering & killing people outside of cars as a rent control mechanism, but to increase supply.
The answer is not to suppress demand by enshittifying cities, or to justify endangering & killing people outside of cars as a rent control mechanism, but to increase supply.
August 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Behind conversation about how improvement equals gentrification is the exploitative landlord comfortably begged out of the question about why people are priced out of a community that was improved ostensibly on their behalf
Cops interrupted this guys game of fuck marry kill
August 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Cops interrupted this guys game of fuck marry kill
As a Spanish word for the number one uno is pretty good but as a game it SUCKS
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
As a Spanish word for the number one uno is pretty good but as a game it SUCKS
Companion would never happen to me because I'd be kind to my sex robot
August 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Companion would never happen to me because I'd be kind to my sex robot
If I can be totally honest with you everything that has happened in the last five years with regard to Kanye West has been the result of a hex i placed on him when I found out he had been bullying T-Pain in the studio
August 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If I can be totally honest with you everything that has happened in the last five years with regard to Kanye West has been the result of a hex i placed on him when I found out he had been bullying T-Pain in the studio
Sick of motherfuckers acting like they never seen season three of The Wire
August 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sick of motherfuckers acting like they never seen season three of The Wire
"To fully enjoy Crunchyroll, verify your email address" I'm already watching the shit bro how much better can it get
July 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"To fully enjoy Crunchyroll, verify your email address" I'm already watching the shit bro how much better can it get
I was gonna wake my gf up at 8:19 but I said no she might have an alarm set for 8:30. I go to wake her up at 8:31 but on a whim I decide to check her phone for the next alarm. It's set for 8:34
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I was gonna wake my gf up at 8:19 but I said no she might have an alarm set for 8:30. I go to wake her up at 8:31 but on a whim I decide to check her phone for the next alarm. It's set for 8:34
"I thought that was on Thursday?" he retorted, the words barely escaping, his phone having barely awoken in his hand before the realization settled into his spine. Those friends are coming over tonight.
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"I thought that was on Thursday?" he retorted, the words barely escaping, his phone having barely awoken in his hand before the realization settled into his spine. Those friends are coming over tonight.
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'Ew, It's Beautiful' is out now!
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
'Ew, It's Beautiful' is out now!
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And now for something completely different..
Lars Lerin, Swedish, b. 1954
At Home, 2011
Watercolor on paper
100 × 150 cm
July 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
And now for something completely different..
Lars Lerin, Swedish, b. 1954
At Home, 2011
Watercolor on paper
100 × 150 cm
Best we can hope for these days is the cannibalization of the two party system led by self serving sore losers
Former New York governor Andrew M. Cuomo said that he is running for New York mayor as an independent, weeks after he was soundly defeated in the Democratic primary by Zohran Mamdani.
Andrew Cuomo tries another run for mayor -- this time as an independent
Cuomo vowed Monday to remain in the race, weeks after he was trounced by Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Best we can hope for these days is the cannibalization of the two party system led by self serving sore losers
Girlfriends sister is in a relationship now which means we finally have a full game of catan between us
July 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Girlfriends sister is in a relationship now which means we finally have a full game of catan between us
every so often I find myself in a Situation. And I say thank fuck I started taking anxiety medication.
July 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
every so often I find myself in a Situation. And I say thank fuck I started taking anxiety medication.