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Hey guys sorry for the lack of updates! Had a lazy day yesterday 🤪
More like Corny Henry if you ask me
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Come tru cuz, still get one can da Lilo & Stitch limited edition spam
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 AM
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
January 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The world is both good AND bad.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I like foods that you can eat in the rain, like fruit I guess. I like fruit
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Lifting my soaking wet face from my crossed arms, broken speech through utter ruin, “is the Toyotathon still going on”?
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
That part in The VVitch where Caleb gets lured to the witch hovel, gets catfished, then goes home and vomits an apple and dies. Basically my tinder experience!
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Doing nhl goalie stretches before fucking
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Not sure how I feel about the Tush Push in pro football, but I am a big practitioner of it in everyday life.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Whatever the difference is between me and a pro nfl athlete, I’ll be DAMNED if I let it be choice of energy drink #celsiustasty
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Been getting into biting my tongue recently
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That’s my jingle bell slime
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You either die a Dave, or live long enough to see yourself become the Buster
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hey guys sorry for the lack of updates! Had a lazy day yesterday 🤪
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me to my great clips artist: I want the combover they talk about in fairy tales
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bent over ninety degrees at the hip, scrubbing my spread asshole but not dropping the soap
June 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Enthusiastically encouraging my wife to do the glow down challenge
June 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just heard the most divine sound.
April 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bro Shaq is just out here doing side quests omg lol!!
April 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My piece of the kingdome
April 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Stores should post their patch notes
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just bummed out the cashier with my cart
April 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
All this microplastic when all ya boy needs is a microrubber
March 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
March 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM