The eggs on the sandwich tasted like farts and sulphur tho. Can't win em all, and my tummy hurts.

Bro they played Marcy Playground. Go take some GHB in TKE you fucking frat-ass lookin' ass.

Hot dogs, bro.

Wait the cute drummer/clean vox is gone!?

They broke up because the one guy wouldn't wear a tank or a deep v

Lol straight up forgot about the whole "Drake likes teenagers" thing until after posting that

Can't imagine there's gonna be a lotta love for daphne loves derby lol

Didn't even really get the syllables right on this my dude

Today was also pay day, so I won't get reimbursed for two weeks 🎉

fwiw I wasn't making suicide jokes, I was just talking to a close friend about my depression and he interrupted a private conversation and then swung the convo into calling me a pussy? I don't get it, but we shouldn't be listening to a guy who gets 86d anyways, huh?