Sobbin' Williams
@rzawhite.bsky.social
a bummer of a drummer in WILBUR.
a terrible business owner at cute pepper co.
a terrible business owner at cute pepper co.
goddamnit, i'm falling apart.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
goddamnit, i'm falling apart.
Absolutely stoked to take an L again.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Absolutely stoked to take an L again.
Three packages stolen from the front steps in one week. Like, fuck man, can't we just steal from corporate owned stores like we used to?
April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Three packages stolen from the front steps in one week. Like, fuck man, can't we just steal from corporate owned stores like we used to?
Back in 2013 I had a roommate who thought The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug was called "Destruction of Smudge" and I haven't really stopped thinking about that.
March 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Back in 2013 I had a roommate who thought The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug was called "Destruction of Smudge" and I haven't really stopped thinking about that.
Didn't expect to work 9am Friday until 5am Saturday, but here I am. If you have any questions tried Wendy's breakfast potato wedges, you're missing out.
February 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Didn't expect to work 9am Friday until 5am Saturday, but here I am. If you have any questions tried Wendy's breakfast potato wedges, you're missing out.
Some bonerkill asshole played The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at Dusty's at 937pm on a Friday night. If you want to be a sad sack of shit, do it at home like a respectable adult.
February 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Some bonerkill asshole played The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at Dusty's at 937pm on a Friday night. If you want to be a sad sack of shit, do it at home like a respectable adult.
Crank 3: The power button on my phone broke today, so if the battery dies, it'll be a brick that I can't turn on.
January 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Crank 3: The power button on my phone broke today, so if the battery dies, it'll be a brick that I can't turn on.
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My mom and I took a little trip to NYC and she really wants to see the 9/11 Memorial and she keeps saying “I can’t wait to do 9/11”
December 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
My mom and I took a little trip to NYC and she really wants to see the 9/11 Memorial and she keeps saying “I can’t wait to do 9/11”
All I want for Twistmas is you mah brrr ra da mmba eeenba brrr rat da nnda enda boo rata teek um blura brrrr ra duck ba dingo ba bitty ah ta freeta beeta ooh ra subuh dee ma ooh rrrr reema ya me maraha suh bit ra da eemah a hin ta boo ra da eee wazizza ooh ra suh ma heen na neena renaha oo hoo #korn
December 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
All I want for Twistmas is you mah brrr ra da mmba eeenba brrr rat da nnda enda boo rata teek um blura brrrr ra duck ba dingo ba bitty ah ta freeta beeta ooh ra subuh dee ma ooh rrrr reema ya me maraha suh bit ra da eemah a hin ta boo ra da eee wazizza ooh ra suh ma heen na neena renaha oo hoo #korn
every state south of the mason-dixon should be forced to end their name in y. Alabamy. Nebrasky. Louisiany. You get the idea. Mississippy included.
February 27, 2024 at 5:56 AM
every state south of the mason-dixon should be forced to end their name in y. Alabamy. Nebrasky. Louisiany. You get the idea. Mississippy included.
Terrified for my upcoming birthday, that's gonna be a bummer
January 30, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Terrified for my upcoming birthday, that's gonna be a bummer
Somehow Drake & J. Cole on the same track is the most white teenager coded thing I've ever heard.
January 29, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Somehow Drake & J. Cole on the same track is the most white teenager coded thing I've ever heard.
Buddy Guy definitely has the sickest name ever. Whoever gave him that nickname: Thank you.
January 28, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Buddy Guy definitely has the sickest name ever. Whoever gave him that nickname: Thank you.
On a scale of one to idfuckingkillmyself
January 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
On a scale of one to idfuckingkillmyself
I worked 45 hours this week and then had to host an event for the same company for an additional 4 hours tonight and when it was all finally over, I ran the company card to close the tab, it was declined and I had to put it on my personal card.
October 28, 2023 at 8:29 AM
I worked 45 hours this week and then had to host an event for the same company for an additional 4 hours tonight and when it was all finally over, I ran the company card to close the tab, it was declined and I had to put it on my personal card.
Tonight a dude told me to stop "making jokes" about suicide and then immediately started calling me a pussy because I said Burzum was for nazis. He was unwilling to tell me what bands he played in, so here's your friendly reminder that there's A SHIT TON OF TERRIBLE PEOPLE OUT THERE.
October 24, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Tonight a dude told me to stop "making jokes" about suicide and then immediately started calling me a pussy because I said Burzum was for nazis. He was unwilling to tell me what bands he played in, so here's your friendly reminder that there's A SHIT TON OF TERRIBLE PEOPLE OUT THERE.
I'm getting chicken tenders at raising canes and Reel Big Fish's "Sell Out" is playing and this feels really demeaning.
October 16, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I'm getting chicken tenders at raising canes and Reel Big Fish's "Sell Out" is playing and this feels really demeaning.
Honestly I think the grossest thing about Bartles & Jaymes Blue Hawaiian is that Jaymes is spelled with a 'Y'
October 10, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Honestly I think the grossest thing about Bartles & Jaymes Blue Hawaiian is that Jaymes is spelled with a 'Y'
The cool thing about social media is being able to see a bunch of really bad takes on the Israel-Palestine conflict from morons you grew up with.
October 9, 2023 at 6:03 AM
The cool thing about social media is being able to see a bunch of really bad takes on the Israel-Palestine conflict from morons you grew up with.
It's fucked up that you have to pay taxes on utility bills, right? Like, taxing heat or electricity seems insane, especially when you don't have choices for who your provider is.
October 6, 2023 at 2:56 AM
It's fucked up that you have to pay taxes on utility bills, right? Like, taxing heat or electricity seems insane, especially when you don't have choices for who your provider is.
The Great Lakes are the original big naturals.
September 17, 2023 at 3:21 AM
The Great Lakes are the original big naturals.