Lord Sapphire
@s4pphy.bsky.social
A 37 year old, 6 ft tall green ferret, with a taste for sarcasm and dominance.
Place for me to post 🔞 memes, BDSM stuff, and other nsfw stuff I can't be bothered to post elsewhere. Don't like it. Not my problem.
Pronouns: Whatever you want
Place for me to post 🔞 memes, BDSM stuff, and other nsfw stuff I can't be bothered to post elsewhere. Don't like it. Not my problem.
Pronouns: Whatever you want
I'm so fucking tired 😴 having a puppy that's allergic too sleep is one thing but having a 10 years old child who also seems to be allergic too sleep is another! He woke me up at 4am and 6am wanting food! I'm so tired and we've got hospital appointments later and I bet he's going to be sleepy now 🤬
December 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I'm so fucking tired 😴 having a puppy that's allergic too sleep is one thing but having a 10 years old child who also seems to be allergic too sleep is another! He woke me up at 4am and 6am wanting food! I'm so tired and we've got hospital appointments later and I bet he's going to be sleepy now 🤬
Unexpected side effects of having a strange dog in my house....I can't fucking sleep! Keep listening out for any little noise and making sure it's okay. Cause god help me anything happens to it. My best friend would murder me! Just have to survive this till the 6th...*maniacal laughter ensues*
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Unexpected side effects of having a strange dog in my house....I can't fucking sleep! Keep listening out for any little noise and making sure it's okay. Cause god help me anything happens to it. My best friend would murder me! Just have to survive this till the 6th...*maniacal laughter ensues*
Well apparently the way for me to get my kid and dog to leave me alone for 5 minutes is to dog sit my friends puppy for a week 🤣😅 they HATE it. Both of them have gone upstairs to hide and left me alone with the dog. It's great. Just chilling on the sofa with the puppy in glorious peace and quiet 👍🏼
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Well apparently the way for me to get my kid and dog to leave me alone for 5 minutes is to dog sit my friends puppy for a week 🤣😅 they HATE it. Both of them have gone upstairs to hide and left me alone with the dog. It's great. Just chilling on the sofa with the puppy in glorious peace and quiet 👍🏼
People often ask me if I'm sad that my son hates Christmas. Nope. Don't have to decorate. Don't have to do that stupid elf thing and he prefers practical gifts over rubbish. He got a Roblox gift card, some funny t-shirts and a new snuggle blanket and he was perfectly happy and I didn't go bankrupt.
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
People often ask me if I'm sad that my son hates Christmas. Nope. Don't have to decorate. Don't have to do that stupid elf thing and he prefers practical gifts over rubbish. He got a Roblox gift card, some funny t-shirts and a new snuggle blanket and he was perfectly happy and I didn't go bankrupt.
Frigging phones got screen burn because of a screen background *sighs* it's so annoying! Apparently it's permanent as well. Fantastic. Mixture of phone screen background and brightness being too high.
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Frigging phones got screen burn because of a screen background *sighs* it's so annoying! Apparently it's permanent as well. Fantastic. Mixture of phone screen background and brightness being too high.
You know you're sick, sick when your kids school is like "yeah you sound horrific" thanks....I am warm death. Gremlins got the day off school primarily because he said he also feels sick and also because I just do not have the energy to get him too school today. I just want to veg. Sleepies. 😴
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You know you're sick, sick when your kids school is like "yeah you sound horrific" thanks....I am warm death. Gremlins got the day off school primarily because he said he also feels sick and also because I just do not have the energy to get him too school today. I just want to veg. Sleepies. 😴
How the hell I pulled this off I do not know 😅
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
How the hell I pulled this off I do not know 😅
Swear to god. Counsellor telling me to refer my kid to camhs services is about as useful as telling me to use a chocolate kettle. They always say they can't help him. Or 'oh well try early help.' I have. Repeatedly. They ALSO can't help....because I'M not the problem! And then they come undone then.
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October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Swear to god. Counsellor telling me to refer my kid to camhs services is about as useful as telling me to use a chocolate kettle. They always say they can't help him. Or 'oh well try early help.' I have. Repeatedly. They ALSO can't help....because I'M not the problem! And then they come undone then.
I am so fucking done with this entire fucking year. Just done. Swear to god man. I don't know whether to scream into the void or punch something. Or both...can I punch the void? I'm going to punch the fucking void. Fuck this shit.
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October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am so fucking done with this entire fucking year. Just done. Swear to god man. I don't know whether to scream into the void or punch something. Or both...can I punch the void? I'm going to punch the fucking void. Fuck this shit.
Great way to make my dyslexic/dyscalulic ass feel dumb as fuck. Trying to help my 10 year old with his maths homework and I don't understand any of it 😑 the questions make no fucking sense to me or him. Neither of us can work them out. I've had to message his teacher like yeah no. You do it. Urgh..
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Great way to make my dyslexic/dyscalulic ass feel dumb as fuck. Trying to help my 10 year old with his maths homework and I don't understand any of it 😑 the questions make no fucking sense to me or him. Neither of us can work them out. I've had to message his teacher like yeah no. You do it. Urgh..
Apparently I still have charm 🤣 chatting to my taxi driver on the way to the hospital for my appointment about dash cams and he gave me the number for the guy he used to get his wired. A secret taxi driver contact. I've entered the inner circle.
October 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Apparently I still have charm 🤣 chatting to my taxi driver on the way to the hospital for my appointment about dash cams and he gave me the number for the guy he used to get his wired. A secret taxi driver contact. I've entered the inner circle.
And the spam emails have started *sighs* keep getting 'Thanks for your purchase of...' on my Gmail account. This is going to be a pain. Thanks discord and Renault.
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And the spam emails have started *sighs* keep getting 'Thanks for your purchase of...' on my Gmail account. This is going to be a pain. Thanks discord and Renault.
Allow me to crumple into dust. My kids just gone "mom in your era did you have a comfy bike?" So I asked him to show me what it was... A bike from the 1930's! I was born in the 80s you little shite!
October 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Allow me to crumple into dust. My kids just gone "mom in your era did you have a comfy bike?" So I asked him to show me what it was... A bike from the 1930's! I was born in the 80s you little shite!
My darling boy causing chaos at school as usual and it's not even 9am. His school has a therapy dog. Lovely dog. Calm, controlled, gentle. You know generic therapy dog.... Until it sees my kid. Then it reverts to puppy mode and goes MENTAL! 🤣😅
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My darling boy causing chaos at school as usual and it's not even 9am. His school has a therapy dog. Lovely dog. Calm, controlled, gentle. You know generic therapy dog.... Until it sees my kid. Then it reverts to puppy mode and goes MENTAL! 🤣😅
I did an adult. Purchased a new vacuum because mine decided to make art with all the dog hair over the carpet instead of doing it's job. So it's in the naughty cupboard and I'm now bankrupt because a new decent one I can use with my disability was £350!!!
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I did an adult. Purchased a new vacuum because mine decided to make art with all the dog hair over the carpet instead of doing it's job. So it's in the naughty cupboard and I'm now bankrupt because a new decent one I can use with my disability was £350!!!
My child the king of sass. His teacher has been constantly ignoring him when he's been saying he feels sick in school, and just telling him to drink water. So today he just threw up near her twice looked her dead in the eyes and went "told you I felt sick." He got sent home 🤦🏼♂️
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My child the king of sass. His teacher has been constantly ignoring him when he's been saying he feels sick in school, and just telling him to drink water. So today he just threw up near her twice looked her dead in the eyes and went "told you I felt sick." He got sent home 🤦🏼♂️
If anyone finds my sanity or will to live. Give it back! I needs it!
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If anyone finds my sanity or will to live. Give it back! I needs it!
I swear to god. No doctors appointments. And then find out that the hospital never sent the referral for my kids medical care. So here I am waiting like a moron for an appointment letter that's never going to arrive. Had to speak to THREE different people to get it sorted. And STILL no appointment!
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September 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I swear to god. No doctors appointments. And then find out that the hospital never sent the referral for my kids medical care. So here I am waiting like a moron for an appointment letter that's never going to arrive. Had to speak to THREE different people to get it sorted. And STILL no appointment!
So finally did the thing. Hair has progressively gotten shorter over the past few years from waist length, to shoulder length, to above shoulder and now today finally short. Feels strange but weirdly love it. Also my hair dresser ABSOLUTELY enjoyed herself. I let her do whatever she wanted with it.
September 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So finally did the thing. Hair has progressively gotten shorter over the past few years from waist length, to shoulder length, to above shoulder and now today finally short. Feels strange but weirdly love it. Also my hair dresser ABSOLUTELY enjoyed herself. I let her do whatever she wanted with it.
I REALLY wish I could draw....I have so many cute and funny ideas. And lack the talent to draw them 😭
August 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I REALLY wish I could draw....I have so many cute and funny ideas. And lack the talent to draw them 😭
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Everyone has their limit...
August 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Everyone has their limit...
How the fuck do Asda justify not sending 9 items! They've done this to me twice now! 😭 1 item, maybe two. Yeah sure but 9!?
I wish I could change stores but my autistic loin gremlin will only eat specific items ONLY found in fricking Asda because who needs sanity right 😑
I'm so pissed off.
I wish I could change stores but my autistic loin gremlin will only eat specific items ONLY found in fricking Asda because who needs sanity right 😑
I'm so pissed off.
August 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
How the fuck do Asda justify not sending 9 items! They've done this to me twice now! 😭 1 item, maybe two. Yeah sure but 9!?
I wish I could change stores but my autistic loin gremlin will only eat specific items ONLY found in fricking Asda because who needs sanity right 😑
I'm so pissed off.
I wish I could change stores but my autistic loin gremlin will only eat specific items ONLY found in fricking Asda because who needs sanity right 😑
I'm so pissed off.
This child...
"Do you want some breakfast?"
"No I had snacks"
"That's not real food"
"But I ate something"
"Yeah but that's not proper food"
"What do you want from me I ate didn't I?"
🤦🏼♂️ The sass is real...
"Do you want some breakfast?"
"No I had snacks"
"That's not real food"
"But I ate something"
"Yeah but that's not proper food"
"What do you want from me I ate didn't I?"
🤦🏼♂️ The sass is real...
August 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This child...
"Do you want some breakfast?"
"No I had snacks"
"That's not real food"
"But I ate something"
"Yeah but that's not proper food"
"What do you want from me I ate didn't I?"
🤦🏼♂️ The sass is real...
"Do you want some breakfast?"
"No I had snacks"
"That's not real food"
"But I ate something"
"Yeah but that's not proper food"
"What do you want from me I ate didn't I?"
🤦🏼♂️ The sass is real...
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MY BIRTHDAY IS YAOI DAY?!!!!
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
MY BIRTHDAY IS YAOI DAY?!!!!