when i look back on my life
its not that i dont want to see things exactly as they happened
its just that i prefer to remember them in a girlypop way
and truthfully the gag of it all is much more honest
because

I invented it.

"I asked Chatgpt, I asked grok" well I asked Ultron and he told me to fucking kms

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

ZOMBIEBOY!!!!

Why'd they go so hard on the Scooby Doo Zombie Island soundtrack

If, in marvel rivals, most of your team are dps and you don't switch to tank or support then you're a bitch

Mami released Orquídeas in January and it was over lol

Hate when people concede in Pokemon TCG, that's why I always let the opponent finish off my pokemon if they win, so they can get the satisfaction of winning.

bro: you let your dog sleep in your bed?

me: bro, i’d let my dog borrow my car if he needed it

I'd like to introduce all the men saying "your body, my choice" to a facehugger.

Mindset for the next four years. My LGBT+ brothers and sisters and non-binaries have to stay strong

If I were a disease I think I’d spread rapidly and kill millions