Jac Reynolds
@saboteur.bsky.social
Public defender, dog parent, Disney Adult.
Congrats to the Rams/Hawks on their pending Super Bowl win...?
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Congrats to the Rams/Hawks on their pending Super Bowl win...?
You could put Drake Maye and Bo Nix in a lineup and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
You could put Drake Maye and Bo Nix in a lineup and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.
My greatest achievement has been convincing people to refer to NBC's Peacock as "The Cock."
Watching "The Paper?" Only on The Cock. Sunday Night Football? Turn it to The Cock.
Watching "The Paper?" Only on The Cock. Sunday Night Football? Turn it to The Cock.
January 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
My greatest achievement has been convincing people to refer to NBC's Peacock as "The Cock."
Watching "The Paper?" Only on The Cock. Sunday Night Football? Turn it to The Cock.
Watching "The Paper?" Only on The Cock. Sunday Night Football? Turn it to The Cock.
Meanwhile, on the español telecast, "TOUCHDOWN! ¡POR FIN! ¡POR FIN!"
Been a tough watch on NBC en Español esta noche, no?
Been a tough watch on NBC en Español esta noche, no?
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Meanwhile, on the español telecast, "TOUCHDOWN! ¡POR FIN! ¡POR FIN!"
Been a tough watch on NBC en Español esta noche, no?
Been a tough watch on NBC en Español esta noche, no?
My only solace is that Aaron Rodgers will now go back to an empty house that definitely DOESN'T have a sex doll with a picture of Erika Kirk's face on it and call her "Wifey"
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My only solace is that Aaron Rodgers will now go back to an empty house that definitely DOESN'T have a sex doll with a picture of Erika Kirk's face on it and call her "Wifey"
Wtf did i just watch?!?
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Wtf did i just watch?!?
We invaded Caracas and abducted Maduro and his wife? Next Epstein files drop abort to be lit.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
We invaded Caracas and abducted Maduro and his wife? Next Epstein files drop abort to be lit.
Just asked my mom how it felt to have a kid who went from Charlie's age to older than Scott Calvin while watching The Santa Clause. She thought it was fucked up.
December 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just asked my mom how it felt to have a kid who went from Charlie's age to older than Scott Calvin while watching The Santa Clause. She thought it was fucked up.
Do you think Aaron Rodgers regrets making up that wife now that Erika Kirk is single?
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Do you think Aaron Rodgers regrets making up that wife now that Erika Kirk is single?
"4 more cup holders than any car on the market"
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"4 more cup holders than any car on the market"
Oh thank god. If I had to listen to Santravolta sing "The chick's will cream" I probably would have just killed myself at this point. Capital One can eat a bag of dicks.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh thank god. If I had to listen to Santravolta sing "The chick's will cream" I probably would have just killed myself at this point. Capital One can eat a bag of dicks.
If the Jays win this like the Ranger eliminated the Astros, so help me god....
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If the Jays win this like the Ranger eliminated the Astros, so help me god....
Non-sports dog: Unwilling to come near me in spite of the fact that she is so close to me most of the time that the only way she could be closer would involve degloving.
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Non-sports dog: Unwilling to come near me in spite of the fact that she is so close to me most of the time that the only way she could be closer would involve degloving.
Sports dog: Chill in spite of the vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sports dog: Chill in spite of the vibes.
Is Noah Reid the second coming of Brad Paisley?
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is Noah Reid the second coming of Brad Paisley?
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
Something compelled me to wear Schitt's Creek socks today...
Free Willy theme song plays. J, K, and L pods respond to the call, have learned the adipose gathering tricks of their Indian Ocean relatives, but are willing to see if the human mammal yields a higher result.
These disgustingly filthy luxurious super yachts of the super rich is all the proof I need to justify much higher income taxes and a significant wealth tax! And a luxury yacht tax at 30 percent per year?
Seriously in a society where people are losing their SNAP benefits and ACA premium subsidies!
Seriously in a society where people are losing their SNAP benefits and ACA premium subsidies!
These tech billionaires have the largest superyachts
When it comes to superyachts, the bigger the better. These are the largest yachts owned by tech billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
www.businessinsider.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Free Willy theme song plays. J, K, and L pods respond to the call, have learned the adipose gathering tricks of their Indian Ocean relatives, but are willing to see if the human mammal yields a higher result.
Wrobleski did what Giminez wanted.... now it's only he hit Springer and did what we all wanted...
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wrobleski did what Giminez wanted.... now it's only he hit Springer and did what we all wanted...
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
I am rooting for the Jays, btw....
[Collars & Co ad comes on TV]
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[Collars & Co ad comes on TV]
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Brain: It's this, but for boys!
Horror Movie, but I'm the female lead:
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Horror Movie, but I'm the female lead:
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
Jeepers Creepers -
"Darry, my poly sci boyfriend is beating me and I dont know how to tell mom and dad."
"Trish, we can figure out how to tell them in the 2 hrs it takes on the most direct route. Now get in the Tercel."
"Fine, fart face."
Credits.
Imagine being Josh Naylor's wife, listening to commentary about his groin injury when you literally gave birth last week. #gomariners
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Imagine being Josh Naylor's wife, listening to commentary about his groin injury when you literally gave birth last week. #gomariners
ARE YOU A BELIEBER?
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ARE YOU A BELIEBER?
I am in two book clubs and reading a 3rd of my own volition. I dont have time for this.
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I am in two book clubs and reading a 3rd of my own volition. I dont have time for this.
At this point, I'd settle for a hobble off home run...
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
At this point, I'd settle for a hobble off home run...
18th inning is just 9 simultaneous thumb wars, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
18th inning is just 9 simultaneous thumb wars, right?