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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 3d

Someone with a ton of followers reposted one of my comic-related opinions, and so here are the two best articles I've written that are about comics [or kind of about comics]

The Genre Comics Graveyard - my analysis of how the comics industry needs to change its strategy
neetozma.com/2024/12/20/t...

The Genre Comics Graveyard

There are a million problems with the American comics industry right now. Within many circles, the subject of the industry’s health looms large. And there are two topics that I feel are often under…

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 2h

Never seen one of his films, but it may've been the mustache.

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 3h

Original uncensored art

Five women are sitting in a room. One of them is a fatter and taller woman who is reclining, with the other four surrounding her.

SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 3h

Created the banner image for the 2025 Yuri Jam today.
It contains some subtle commentary about the recent problems adult art has been having on the site.
itch.io/jam/yuri-gam...

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 3h

The greatest movie ever made about media licensing

Take *that*, Demonlover!

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 3h

10 horror movies to get to know me!!

The Craft
Videodrome
Evil Dead 2 / Army of Darkness
Scream
Bride of Chucky
Re-Animator
House (1977)
The Thing
The Lair of the White Worm
Carrie (1976)

Bonus: The Skin I Live In

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 4h

10 horror movies to get to know me!!

🪚 Saw
💉 Saw II
🐷 Saw III
🧊 Saw IV
⚰️ Saw V
⚕️ Saw VI
🚗 Saw 3D
🪣 Jigsaw
🕯️ Spiral
🧠 Saw X

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 5h

Oh this is super fun! 10 horror Movies to get to know me

🧬 Crimes of the Future
📼 Videodrome
🌀 Lord of Illusions
🔪 Scream
✝️ Prince of Darkness
📿 The Exorcist 2
🔥 Inferno
🤡 Killer Clowns From Outer Space
💤 Nightmare on Elm Street
🌌 Event Horizon

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 3h

In Curse of Chucky and Cult of Chucky, the franchise found its best protagonist ever in the form of Nica Pierce, played by Fiona Dourif.
And so it's immensely disappointing that the TV series mostly focuses on three teenagers who are never particularly interesting. Nica appears, but not enough.

A promo image featuring the main cast of Chucky season 1.

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 21h

Finished watching the Chucky TV series, which has a wildly uneven quality.
The big criticism people on /r/chucky seem to have is that the title character is no longer "scary", which is possibly the clearest example of something not changing about a franchise but the viewers not being 8 anymore.

SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 10d

I've been watching the Child's Play / Chucky films, and I'm reaching the surprising conclusion that it's probably the best horror franchise ever? At least it has the best hit:miss ratio.
The worst movie, Child's Play 3, is painfully mediocre, instead of an outright catastrophe. (1/3)

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Parker Peters, Spider-Woman: Venom Arc
Complete Edition p1

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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 7h

if you feel like you can handle butts and boobs and such, i think this is probably the best spider-man comic of the last 25 years

SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Parker Peters, Spider-Woman: Venom Arc
Complete Edition p1

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 7h

If you enjoy my stuff, please consider joining my Patreon:
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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 7h

RIP Spider-Woman black suit era
September 6 2025 - October 4 2025

Hand of Artist: Sorry but I think I'm gonna have to take away your symbiote soon; I need to bring in Venom.

Parker Peters: No! Never! Fuck you!

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Greatest Hits p3

Parker Peters meets her clone, who is wearing a Ben Reilly Scarlet Spider type costume. Both characters are sharing the same thought bubble where they are imagining kissing each other.

Black Cat and Spider-Woman are watching TV together

Black Cat: You're my itsy bitsy spider.

Spider-Woman: And you're my . . . pussy.

Black Cat: You tried. You did your best.

Spider-Woman is sitting infront of two portals with other Spider-Women inside of them.

Spider-Woman: It was fun interacting with those alternate universe Spider-Women! Let's never do that again, and not make alternate universe stuff a major part of my character's identity!

Spider-Woman is zonked and laying on her ass, her symbiote partially receded.

Spider-Woman: Mysterio . . . have you ever tried using these hallucinogens and hypnosis techniques in the bedroom?

Mysterio: What do you think?

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Greatest Hits p2

Parker Peters has Mary Jane hanging from the ceiling with some webs.

Parker: Don't bitch now that you're in my web. You were asking for it, dressing like a goth slut.

Mary Jane: I have to face it . . . I hit the jackpot.

Scorpion has Spider-Woman wrapped up in her tail.

Scorpion: It's time for you to die, Spider-Woman! You're the reason I'm a freak!

Spider-Woman: Oh fuck I've never been this turned on

Morbius has bitten into Parker Peters's neck

Morbius: It's female Morbin' time!

Parker Peters: I like this . . . I don't understand why she calls herself female Morbius though

Parker Peters is on a rooftop near Jean DeWolff

Jean DeWolff: Hello Spider-Woman, my name is Detective Jean DeWolff. You've been doing a great job sleeping with criminals, keeping them off the streets. Against NYPD orders I have compiled a list of addresses, the residencies of known supervillains. Keep New York safe. You're a vigilante, but the only hope of the city.

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Greatest Hits p1 [these take place before the Venom Arc]

A female version of Spider-Man hanging out with Mary Jane, her hot goth girlfriend. They're sitting around a bong.

Parker Peters: My spider sense just never stops
Mary Jane: Let me suck your spider clit

Lady Octopus is holding Parker Peters using her mechanical tentacles.

Parker Peters: Should we call a sex truce and have sex? Because I'm down.

Parker Peters is standing next to Black Cat and talking to Mary Jane over the phone.

Parker: I got this girl who calls herself Black Cat here who really wants to fuck me.

Mary Jane: Sounds hot; what's she like?

Parker: She's turned on by me being a dangerous vigilante. She's wearing a black leather outfit.

Mary Jane: You should bring her back here!

Parker: I said you'd say that.

Parker Peters is looking at herself in a mirror. She has sharp teeth and a long tongue sticking out of her mouth.

Parker: This suit I found seems to be doing stuff to me.

Mary Jane: I don't see a problem . . . what else can it do?

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Parker Peters, Spider-Woman: Venom Arc
Complete Edition p2

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 8h

Parker Peters, Spider-Woman: Venom Arc
Complete Edition p1

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 9h

Any list of great guitarists, regardless of genre, is bullshit if it has joe bonamassa on it.

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 21h

Just finished watching the show; loved the stuff with the returning characters, didn't love the new main trio.
bsky.app/profile/sabr...

SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 21h

Finished watching the Chucky TV series, which has a wildly uneven quality.
The big criticism people on /r/chucky seem to have is that the title character is no longer "scary", which is possibly the clearest example of something not changing about a franchise but the viewers not being 8 anymore.

SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 10d

I've been watching the Child's Play / Chucky films, and I'm reaching the surprising conclusion that it's probably the best horror franchise ever? At least it has the best hit:miss ratio.
The worst movie, Child's Play 3, is painfully mediocre, instead of an outright catastrophe. (1/3)

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 21h

Finished watching the Chucky TV series, which has a wildly uneven quality.
The big criticism people on /r/chucky seem to have is that the title character is no longer "scary", which is possibly the clearest example of something not changing about a franchise but the viewers not being 8 anymore.

SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 10d

I've been watching the Child's Play / Chucky films, and I'm reaching the surprising conclusion that it's probably the best horror franchise ever? At least it has the best hit:miss ratio.
The worst movie, Child's Play 3, is painfully mediocre, instead of an outright catastrophe. (1/3)

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 1d

Parker Peters, Spider-Woman
Venom Arc part 8
The Thrilling Conclusion

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 1d

Now live on Patreon: I review Resident Alien and Chucky, both shows that coincidentally aired on Syfy.
Available to read for just $1.50 a month.
www.patreon.com/posts/whats-...

What’s Happening on Syfy: Resident Alien and Chucky | SloaneTVBand

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 1d

I do intend on writing a piece soon about the creative motivations behind me doing the Spider-Woman comics.
I think any kind of "artist statement" has the capacity to be extremely insufferable and indulgent, but this one is going to be different. Really, honest.

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 1d

If you enjoyed Spider-Woman and you want to see what's next, please enjoy my Patreon.
patreon.com/tvband

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SloaneTVBand @sabrinatvband.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to take a break from Spider-Woman stuff for a while.
It's fun to do, but also even the single panel strips used up a significant amount of my creative energy in a given day. I have too much original material that I need to work on, even if the fan art has a much wider audience.

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