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Alexandra

@scorpi0wl.bsky.social

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Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Apr 8

who cares if I'm scared all the time at least I'm prettier than any angel in heaven

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 7h

10 horror movies to get to know me!!

🪚 Saw
💉 Saw II
🐷 Saw III
🧊 Saw IV
⚰️ Saw V
⚕️ Saw VI
🚗 Saw 3D
🪣 Jigsaw
🕯️ Spiral
🧠 Saw X

Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · 7h

Oh this is super fun! 10 horror Movies to get to know me

🧬 Crimes of the Future
📼 Videodrome
🌀 Lord of Illusions
🔪 Scream
✝️ Prince of Darkness
📿 The Exorcist 2
🔥 Inferno
🤡 Killer Clowns From Outer Space
💤 Nightmare on Elm Street
🌌 Event Horizon

Jason Song Quinn @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 1d

10 horror movies to get to know me by

🧄The Lost Boys
👦Child’s Play
🧪Gremlins 2
💥The Guest
🧀Mandy
👆Idle Hands
🔪Scream
🤯Evil Dead 2
👯Us
😾Cat’s Eye ( the last story where a stray cat fights a flamboyant tiny troll )

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 8h

oooh the point of a PIP isn't to improve your performance. it's to make you want to shoot yourself. getting it now

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 2d

does anyone have any tips. or tricks

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 10d

I think 70% of my current problems could be resolved or at least significantly improved if I start making any kind of art at all

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 13d

It'll be a sad sad day when that last pouch of tobacco runs out :((

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zoe! @zoeicles.bsky.social · 13d

the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies

screenshot of a Signal chat message with an edited image of a Youtube thumbnail for The Mountain Goats' Hast Thou Considered The Tetrapod renamed to Hast Thou Considered Making A Rollie

an edited image of RFK Jr saying "Does your Zoe cry all the time? That's just because it craves the smooth refreshing pull of a rollie plz"

Edited youtube thumbnail of Joe Rogan's interview with Jelly Roll that says "Zoe Rogan Experience #2212 - Rollie" with a stock image of a rollie lazily superimposed in the centre of the screen

Edited image template of "Anxiety - What if you're not good enough; Depression - Everyone hates you" that ends with "Zoe - can i have a rollie"

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · 15d

personally I'm looking forward to being welcomed into the kingdom of heaven wbu

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Sep 8

anytime boss. gonna add "Jiggle Specialist for Chesty Labubu" to my CV once you make it big

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Hash Bandicoot @hayfeverray.bsky.social · Sep 7

Tenderqueer Dorian Gray watching his picrew age grotesquely

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Sep 3

I want to dye my hair one of those secret shrimp colours

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Sep 1

Does anyone know where I can get a good reusable cursed amulet, I've just been flying through the disposables this month

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Aug 23

Got sir'd with this fit lmao

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Aug 22

I don't want to be overly optimistic but I think nothing bad is going to happen to me ever again

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Aug 10

Honestly yeah Méabh maybe the sanest amongst us god bless her

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Aug 10

if we find them and kill them do we all get out sanity back I could do with the boost

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Aug 9

is there a single sane person in dublin

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 28

Watched love lies bleeding again. I gotta get buff, man, jesus christ.

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 17

is that legal

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 17

holy shit

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 17

Booked 2 weeks off work in August whats a good thing to do for someone who's new to relaxing

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 15

I've been saying this about you

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 11

incredible weekend to be a beautiful transgender woman

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · Jul 10

One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.

Drone photo of Belfast. A huge 5 storey red-blue-and-white bonfire stack (labelled
"BONFIRE" and a pile of waste material (labelled "ASBESTOS") are in the foreground, houses and a tall tower (labelled "BELFAST CITY HOSPITAL") are in the background

Alexandra @scorpi0wl.bsky.social · Jul 10

He just loves them cows man