Sacred Machines
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Is that anything like binders full of women?
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is that anything like binders full of women?
Just say “I do” like everybody else.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just say “I do” like everybody else.
So there was a bubble.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So there was a bubble.
It prevents them from growing up to become adult carrots.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It prevents them from growing up to become adult carrots.
So it smelled like olive oil, taint, and a fart.
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So it smelled like olive oil, taint, and a fart.
Harryhausen > lederhosen
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Harryhausen > lederhosen
Asimov’s 3rd law of robotics.
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Asimov’s 3rd law of robotics.
How do you “shop local non-MAGA” while simultaneously “no spending?”
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
How do you “shop local non-MAGA” while simultaneously “no spending?”
Whenever my workplace floats the idea of hoteling my cubicle, I always respond with “I don’t want to sit all day in someone else’s farts.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Whenever my workplace floats the idea of hoteling my cubicle, I always respond with “I don’t want to sit all day in someone else’s farts.”
Kleenex Meat is my new band.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Kleenex Meat is my new band.
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Great work not dying! Keep it up!
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Great work not dying! Keep it up!
My Haunt Will Go Aaahhhh-n
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My Haunt Will Go Aaahhhh-n
One for each world.
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One for each world.
“Are you gonna keep it?”
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Are you gonna keep it?”
When they told me people were vomiting in the theaters, I thought it was going to be because it was scary or grotesque.
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When they told me people were vomiting in the theaters, I thought it was going to be because it was scary or grotesque.
My big boy pants don’t fit.
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My big boy pants don’t fit.
Raised on promises
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Raised on promises