Jareth Bowie
@sadisticunicorn.bsky.social
I'm here to escape the shackles of adulthood by posting silly memes, and making an occasion remark or two.
My boss, a bean counter, asked me why a laptop I purchased last month, cost $1,500 more than the one I purchased two months ago. I don't know - maybe because prices have been skyrocketing?! 🤷🏾♀️TF! - But then again she also believes people 150 years old were still collecting SS🫤😒
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My boss, a bean counter, asked me why a laptop I purchased last month, cost $1,500 more than the one I purchased two months ago. I don't know - maybe because prices have been skyrocketing?! 🤷🏾♀️TF! - But then again she also believes people 150 years old were still collecting SS🫤😒
I wish I had written down which bookstore posted this....😮💨
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I wish I had written down which bookstore posted this....😮💨
I heard yesterday that DJT's rating was as low as it's ever been. Then this morning on IG I see a poll....and I'm tryna figure out how any of this matters when it's ALREADY TOO LATE!
Are these ratings/polls gonna change anything? Because if they mattered in any way, we wouldn't be here.🤷🏾♀️
#Polls
Are these ratings/polls gonna change anything? Because if they mattered in any way, we wouldn't be here.🤷🏾♀️
#Polls
January 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I heard yesterday that DJT's rating was as low as it's ever been. Then this morning on IG I see a poll....and I'm tryna figure out how any of this matters when it's ALREADY TOO LATE!
Are these ratings/polls gonna change anything? Because if they mattered in any way, we wouldn't be here.🤷🏾♀️
#Polls
Are these ratings/polls gonna change anything? Because if they mattered in any way, we wouldn't be here.🤷🏾♀️
#Polls
Was told I was losing my phone stipend at work. So I removed everything work related off of my phone, and I no longer take any work related calls and ignore texts.....yet, somehow I'm being unreasonable.
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Was told I was losing my phone stipend at work. So I removed everything work related off of my phone, and I no longer take any work related calls and ignore texts.....yet, somehow I'm being unreasonable.
So, how's your Sunday going Jareth?
Well I posted this on the Suckerberg app and an acquaintance (using that word in the lightest form possible) who I have not spoken with or heard from since 2011, decided to comment on how this was a misrepresentation of the gospel.
{Sigh} Southern Christians. 🙄
Well I posted this on the Suckerberg app and an acquaintance (using that word in the lightest form possible) who I have not spoken with or heard from since 2011, decided to comment on how this was a misrepresentation of the gospel.
{Sigh} Southern Christians. 🙄
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So, how's your Sunday going Jareth?
Well I posted this on the Suckerberg app and an acquaintance (using that word in the lightest form possible) who I have not spoken with or heard from since 2011, decided to comment on how this was a misrepresentation of the gospel.
{Sigh} Southern Christians. 🙄
Well I posted this on the Suckerberg app and an acquaintance (using that word in the lightest form possible) who I have not spoken with or heard from since 2011, decided to comment on how this was a misrepresentation of the gospel.
{Sigh} Southern Christians. 🙄
In a serious funk this morning till I remembered I had this gem sitting in my phone. So I'm going to place it here, for anyone who may need it. 🫶🏾😁
January 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In a serious funk this morning till I remembered I had this gem sitting in my phone. So I'm going to place it here, for anyone who may need it. 🫶🏾😁
Every day I walk past a coworker's car and see a pink rearview mirror dangly thing with a picture of Trump blowing a huge pink bubble....and it reminds me daily that I am surrounded by idiots. {deep sigh} Existing on an island of one is tiring.
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Every day I walk past a coworker's car and see a pink rearview mirror dangly thing with a picture of Trump blowing a huge pink bubble....and it reminds me daily that I am surrounded by idiots. {deep sigh} Existing on an island of one is tiring.
Americans are so unserious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Americans are so unserious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I am an entire adult. Like Gen-X adult, and today I decided to follow Sesame Street on the accursed blue app -- and you know what? I believe that is perfectly fine, cause sometimes you need muppets to remind you the world isn't complete crap.
Also, the number of the day is 5 if you're interested.😘
Also, the number of the day is 5 if you're interested.😘
January 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I am an entire adult. Like Gen-X adult, and today I decided to follow Sesame Street on the accursed blue app -- and you know what? I believe that is perfectly fine, cause sometimes you need muppets to remind you the world isn't complete crap.
Also, the number of the day is 5 if you're interested.😘
Also, the number of the day is 5 if you're interested.😘
It truly takes a special kind of person to want to deal with multiple hell spawn at one time.
Pay them what they're worth.
Heck give them combat pay.🤔😉 #teachers
Pay them what they're worth.
Heck give them combat pay.🤔😉 #teachers
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It truly takes a special kind of person to want to deal with multiple hell spawn at one time.
Pay them what they're worth.
Heck give them combat pay.🤔😉 #teachers
Pay them what they're worth.
Heck give them combat pay.🤔😉 #teachers
January 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
@s8n1.bsky.social August 20, 2022 @ 10:01 PM I downloaded this to my phone gallery, where it has resided since Much like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, it's one of my favorite things. And I just thought you should know that.🫶🏾
December 25, 2024 at 6:04 AM
@s8n1.bsky.social August 20, 2022 @ 10:01 PM I downloaded this to my phone gallery, where it has resided since Much like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, it's one of my favorite things. And I just thought you should know that.🫶🏾
....for the record, mine is the morningstar 🫶🏾
December 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
....for the record, mine is the morningstar 🫶🏾
Tell me that the powers that be don't understand the people..... y'all can't make us hate him🥹
December 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Tell me that the powers that be don't understand the people..... y'all can't make us hate him🥹
{sigh} The past 4 years govt going ons faded to the background as they should. Not in your face every single days because of shenanigans like 2017-2021.
We're now back at it AND he hasn't even been sworn in yet! For F'sake every day BREAKING NEWS Trump or Elon🤔 or Vivek🤔!
It's been a long 41 days!
We're now back at it AND he hasn't even been sworn in yet! For F'sake every day BREAKING NEWS Trump or Elon🤔 or Vivek🤔!
It's been a long 41 days!
December 19, 2024 at 12:36 PM
{sigh} The past 4 years govt going ons faded to the background as they should. Not in your face every single days because of shenanigans like 2017-2021.
We're now back at it AND he hasn't even been sworn in yet! For F'sake every day BREAKING NEWS Trump or Elon🤔 or Vivek🤔!
It's been a long 41 days!
We're now back at it AND he hasn't even been sworn in yet! For F'sake every day BREAKING NEWS Trump or Elon🤔 or Vivek🤔!
It's been a long 41 days!
