Jareth Bowie
sadisticunicorn.bsky.social
Jareth Bowie
@sadisticunicorn.bsky.social
I'm here to escape the shackles of adulthood by posting silly memes, and making an occasion remark or two.
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August 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Saw this picture of the most popular Lib & Repub podcasts. And I wouldn’t even call some of the “Blue” podcasts Blue at all (they’re anti-Lib actually) which… makes it even more depressing.
March 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Someone vandalized the sign at Trump National Golf Club Washington D.C. in Sterling, Virginia.

It now reads "Fat Nixon."

🤣
March 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My boss, a bean counter, asked me why a laptop I purchased last month, cost $1,500 more than the one I purchased two months ago. I don't know - maybe because prices have been skyrocketing?! 🤷🏾‍♀️TF! - But then again she also believes people 150 years old were still collecting SS🫤😒
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I wish I had written down which bookstore posted this....😮‍💨
March 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
February 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
{deep sigh} I keep wondering why I can't seem to shake of this cloak of depression.... And then I come across stuff like this. 😐
From the facepalm community on Reddit: Your deputy director of FBI, America
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February 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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"We don’t yet know the names of the 67 people who were killed, and you are blaming Democrats and DEI policies and Air Traffic Control and, seemingly, the member of the US military flying that Black Hawk helicopter"

Hate is a strong word - but I fucking hate Donald Trump - he is so utterly abhorrent
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I heard yesterday that DJT's rating was as low as it's ever been. Then this morning on IG I see a poll....and I'm tryna figure out how any of this matters when it's ALREADY TOO LATE!
Are these ratings/polls gonna change anything? Because if they mattered in any way, we wouldn't be here.🤷🏾‍♀️
#Polls
January 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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WHO DID THIS!
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Was told I was losing my phone stipend at work. So I removed everything work related off of my phone, and I no longer take any work related calls and ignore texts.....yet, somehow I'm being unreasonable.
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Talking with a newly hired coworker, somehow we got on politics. She tells me that everyone needs to be moderate. Then she tells me about water not being used because of a fish, and fire trucks being turned back because of emissions. After asking me if I knew what echo chambers were {sigh} 😔
January 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So, how's your Sunday going Jareth?
Well I posted this on the Suckerberg app and an acquaintance (using that word in the lightest form possible) who I have not spoken with or heard from since 2011, decided to comment on how this was a misrepresentation of the gospel.
{Sigh} Southern Christians. 🙄
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
In a serious funk this morning till I remembered I had this gem sitting in my phone. So I'm going to place it here, for anyone who may need it. 🫶🏾😁
January 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Every day I walk past a coworker's car and see a pink rearview mirror dangly thing with a picture of Trump blowing a huge pink bubble....and it reminds me daily that I am surrounded by idiots. {deep sigh} Existing on an island of one is tiring.
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Let’s be clear: the whole thing is a con. TikTok could’ve kept the app rolling on Sunday but by shutting down & mentioning Trump, he gets to be the savior. One of many examples of companies & billionaires bowing down.

It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Americans are so unserious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
👁️🫦👁️
{giggle}
January 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I am an entire adult. Like Gen-X adult, and today I decided to follow Sesame Street on the accursed blue app -- and you know what? I believe that is perfectly fine, cause sometimes you need muppets to remind you the world isn't complete crap.
Also, the number of the day is 5 if you're interested.😘
January 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It truly takes a special kind of person to want to deal with multiple hell spawn at one time.
Pay them what they're worth.
Heck give them combat pay.🤔😉 #teachers
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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