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I’m a zoo monkey who stole the zookeeper’s phone. See picture. I’m just a little weird looking.
(video game) Speed runners are amazing. They wander into a room, and instead of unlocking the door with the talisman of legend, they spend five minutes phasing through matter with nothing but the bucket belonging to that one guy they shot on sight.
March 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
(video game) Speed runners are amazing. They wander into a room, and instead of unlocking the door with the talisman of legend, they spend five minutes phasing through matter with nothing but the bucket belonging to that one guy they shot on sight.
Remember kids, it’s not ok to bully people, even if they ruined a country.
Remember also though, who cares what’s right anymore? We’re all screwed anyway, at least we can make those partially responsible as miserable and isolated as possible.
Remember also though, who cares what’s right anymore? We’re all screwed anyway, at least we can make those partially responsible as miserable and isolated as possible.
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Remember kids, it’s not ok to bully people, even if they ruined a country.
Remember also though, who cares what’s right anymore? We’re all screwed anyway, at least we can make those partially responsible as miserable and isolated as possible.
Remember also though, who cares what’s right anymore? We’re all screwed anyway, at least we can make those partially responsible as miserable and isolated as possible.
Christmas is about sitting on the couch with the family dog, ignoring your relatives, and sleeping
December 23, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Christmas is about sitting on the couch with the family dog, ignoring your relatives, and sleeping
Lo-Fi’s Kenshi is a game about a handful of homeless low texture people sprinting at inhuman speeds between masochistic rock orcs, militant mormons, and Trump’s America after he got real into anime.
You’ll hate it. But if you don’t, you’ll love it.
You’ll hate it. But if you don’t, you’ll love it.
December 14, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Lo-Fi’s Kenshi is a game about a handful of homeless low texture people sprinting at inhuman speeds between masochistic rock orcs, militant mormons, and Trump’s America after he got real into anime.
You’ll hate it. But if you don’t, you’ll love it.
You’ll hate it. But if you don’t, you’ll love it.
I’m not sure I passed my math class, but I made my classmates laugh during my presentation, so there’s some hope.
December 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I’m not sure I passed my math class, but I made my classmates laugh during my presentation, so there’s some hope.
Once in an anxiety and depression support group I got someone to tell me their social security, and credit card numbers. This was immediately after we were warned not to over share.
December 6, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Once in an anxiety and depression support group I got someone to tell me their social security, and credit card numbers. This was immediately after we were warned not to over share.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I DONT WANNA BE JULI! I DONT WANNA JOIN THE COLLECTIVE
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I DONT WANNA BE JULI! I DONT WANNA JOIN THE COLLECTIVE
What story would be as good or better if you swapped heroes and villains?
I wonder what life would look like for a somewhat morally justified Kingpin of Marvel fame, attempting to shape the criminal underworld to save more people than the blind man and spider could.
I wonder what life would look like for a somewhat morally justified Kingpin of Marvel fame, attempting to shape the criminal underworld to save more people than the blind man and spider could.
December 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM
What story would be as good or better if you swapped heroes and villains?
I wonder what life would look like for a somewhat morally justified Kingpin of Marvel fame, attempting to shape the criminal underworld to save more people than the blind man and spider could.
I wonder what life would look like for a somewhat morally justified Kingpin of Marvel fame, attempting to shape the criminal underworld to save more people than the blind man and spider could.
No one will see this and no one will answer me, but I must ask anyway.
If my buddy and I got real good at trains and bad at thinking, and decided to train joust at a little more than half the speed of light, sitting on the noses of opposing trains, how fast is my buddy going relative to me?
If my buddy and I got real good at trains and bad at thinking, and decided to train joust at a little more than half the speed of light, sitting on the noses of opposing trains, how fast is my buddy going relative to me?
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
No one will see this and no one will answer me, but I must ask anyway.
If my buddy and I got real good at trains and bad at thinking, and decided to train joust at a little more than half the speed of light, sitting on the noses of opposing trains, how fast is my buddy going relative to me?
If my buddy and I got real good at trains and bad at thinking, and decided to train joust at a little more than half the speed of light, sitting on the noses of opposing trains, how fast is my buddy going relative to me?
My family is rich enough, and I’m young and dumb enough to survive the next 4 years in America. We’re also liberal enough to be self righteous about it, as long as you forget the other people who didn’t vote for a fascist racist rapist, and who may now not be able to afford food. Oops…
November 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
My family is rich enough, and I’m young and dumb enough to survive the next 4 years in America. We’re also liberal enough to be self righteous about it, as long as you forget the other people who didn’t vote for a fascist racist rapist, and who may now not be able to afford food. Oops…
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 PM