@sadmonkey00.bsky.social
I’m a zoo monkey who stole the zookeeper’s phone. See picture. I’m just a little weird looking.
That’s true most of the time for me.
January 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That’s true most of the time for me.
Spontaneously combusting socks. I wanted to be warm and toasty. I guess I’m gonna be.
December 23, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Spontaneously combusting socks. I wanted to be warm and toasty. I guess I’m gonna be.
Speaking as a lonely guy, I don’t think Laura Croft or more contemporary boob lady would want to battle in a battle bikini in front of me, much less date me.
That’s the angle I’m complaining from. My characters look cold, and I want to be allowed in the in game church.
That’s the angle I’m complaining from. My characters look cold, and I want to be allowed in the in game church.
December 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Speaking as a lonely guy, I don’t think Laura Croft or more contemporary boob lady would want to battle in a battle bikini in front of me, much less date me.
That’s the angle I’m complaining from. My characters look cold, and I want to be allowed in the in game church.
That’s the angle I’m complaining from. My characters look cold, and I want to be allowed in the in game church.
It’s fine. I’m not even that minority.
December 18, 2024 at 5:40 AM
It’s fine. I’m not even that minority.
Except for that 8 year old who called me a slur over voice chat for dying. Maybe he should stick to single player games.
December 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Except for that 8 year old who called me a slur over voice chat for dying. Maybe he should stick to single player games.
Unfortunately they aren’t smart enough to understand culpability.
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Unfortunately they aren’t smart enough to understand culpability.
Are we calling them movies? I guess they’re not episodes. Come to think of it, calling them corn o’s is the only misspelled appropriate term.
December 12, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Are we calling them movies? I guess they’re not episodes. Come to think of it, calling them corn o’s is the only misspelled appropriate term.
Any suggestions on how to legally immigrate away from oncoming economic disaster at home?
December 12, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Any suggestions on how to legally immigrate away from oncoming economic disaster at home?
It’s my textbook though. My professor’s very angry.
December 12, 2024 at 8:54 AM
It’s my textbook though. My professor’s very angry.
Drink ink and flash bang yourself. That’s if I remember the advice from the deranged YouTube man correctly.
December 12, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Drink ink and flash bang yourself. That’s if I remember the advice from the deranged YouTube man correctly.
Don’t bully me, I’ll c*m
December 12, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Don’t bully me, I’ll c*m
I love it when you talk dirty
December 11, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I love it when you talk dirty
Neither of these men are therapists.
December 11, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Neither of these men are therapists.
Which direction do ya think I’m going? Bit embarrassing for the likes of you either way isn’t it? Falling in love with me?
December 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Which direction do ya think I’m going? Bit embarrassing for the likes of you either way isn’t it? Falling in love with me?
You think im trans? Brother I hate to say it, but you don’t have a chance with me. I know you get excited about your first time, but it’s better that you learn to make friends before you flirt with internet monkeys and dogs.
December 11, 2024 at 9:23 PM
You think im trans? Brother I hate to say it, but you don’t have a chance with me. I know you get excited about your first time, but it’s better that you learn to make friends before you flirt with internet monkeys and dogs.
Also, why are you assuming my gender? This is an actual question believe it or not, because I made it relatively clear I’m attracted to women, and joked about a c*m sock being human.
Is your assumption that women disagree with and hate you that strong, that I have to be one?
Is your assumption that women disagree with and hate you that strong, that I have to be one?
December 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Also, why are you assuming my gender? This is an actual question believe it or not, because I made it relatively clear I’m attracted to women, and joked about a c*m sock being human.
Is your assumption that women disagree with and hate you that strong, that I have to be one?
Is your assumption that women disagree with and hate you that strong, that I have to be one?
You haven’t had sex, and those that do, occasionally don’t get pregnant, which is why people “try” for a baby. It’s not always nut n done.
You’re an idiot, so no.
You’re an idiot, so no.
And these aren’t questions. we’ve been arguing for a while before you pretended to ask a question to mock me.
You’re an idiot, so no.
You’re an idiot, so no.
And these aren’t questions. we’ve been arguing for a while before you pretended to ask a question to mock me.
December 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
You haven’t had sex, and those that do, occasionally don’t get pregnant, which is why people “try” for a baby. It’s not always nut n done.
You’re an idiot, so no.
You’re an idiot, so no.
And these aren’t questions. we’ve been arguing for a while before you pretended to ask a question to mock me.
You’re an idiot, so no.
You’re an idiot, so no.
And these aren’t questions. we’ve been arguing for a while before you pretended to ask a question to mock me.
What question?
One question, that you’ve already asked. It’s all I want.
Well, I want you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but looking at your profile, I think that dream’s achieved.
One question, that you’ve already asked. It’s all I want.
Well, I want you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but looking at your profile, I think that dream’s achieved.
December 11, 2024 at 9:03 PM
What question?
One question, that you’ve already asked. It’s all I want.
Well, I want you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but looking at your profile, I think that dream’s achieved.
One question, that you’ve already asked. It’s all I want.
Well, I want you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but looking at your profile, I think that dream’s achieved.
Did you ever use a question mark? Not that every question is really a question, like this isn’t, but bare minimum, did you ever use a question mark?
December 11, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Did you ever use a question mark? Not that every question is really a question, like this isn’t, but bare minimum, did you ever use a question mark?