I think it’s so funny when elderly people post blurry photos on instagram. I support them.

when the time comes i want a cameo from gypsy rose blanchard

since we're (i think) having a big bump in new people i would just like to put out a periodic reminder that this place doesn't work like twitter and if your timeline seems barren it's probably because you arent following enough people. don't stress about who, just follow broadly and prune later on

copulation is when you take a cop’s gun

yeah I’m a misogynist. misogynis pussy

I wanted this to be a lie so bad

a burrito bowl is very “little piggie with their slop” to me

shoutout to the man meeting with his divorce attorney in the middle of the busy campus coffee shop. I know you’ll find your sugar baby <3

can someone design a game that actually is what project makeover pretends to be. I need to help her.

Dewey Decimate the pussy

my offline relationships are seriously impacting my posting

we were singing, bye bye miss american dad

who up thinking about the triangle shirtwaist fire

Sometimes Words of Affirmation is the PBS documentary thanking viewers like you

all you cowards begging for lobotomies are suddenly too good for neuralink? interesting.

I would like to personally thank the inventors of autism and transgenderism for bringing us this web site

The sluttiest thing a man can do is be is bright orange and dangerous and a cartoon mascot for a subsidiary of PepsiCo

I’ve been here five minutes and I’m ready to kick my twitter account down a flight of stairs