safiya
@safi.baby
purveyor of fine markov processes. jaded academic turned corporate sellout. carlos sainz fanatic.
suh-fee-yuh • she/they • horny on main
https://sr.ht/~safi/
suh-fee-yuh • she/they • horny on main
https://sr.ht/~safi/
i don’t like writing code anymore is this a depression symptom
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i don’t like writing code anymore is this a depression symptom
i want someone to take me on a soft pretzel date
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i want someone to take me on a soft pretzel date
tall girl in my bed who absolutely railed me last night do i ask for her number or what
August 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
tall girl in my bed who absolutely railed me last night do i ask for her number or what
a day without pirate software news feels so empty
July 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
a day without pirate software news feels so empty
my airpods max ear cups have so much makeup on them wtf
July 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
my airpods max ear cups have so much makeup on them wtf
using my exhaust rumble as a vibrator
July 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
using my exhaust rumble as a vibrator
i need a hot best friend to fall in love with unrequitedly
July 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i need a hot best friend to fall in love with unrequitedly
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god. im fucking gay. im fucking lesbian as shit
July 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
god. im fucking gay. im fucking lesbian as shit
it’s me, i’m big gay
big gay is coming for your job
July 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
it’s me, i’m big gay
big gay is coming for your job
July 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
big gay is coming for your job
fiNally got my black togo w silver hardware birkin 😭
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
fiNally got my black togo w silver hardware birkin 😭
i’m a considerate bitch
waking up at 5am to use my vibrator so i don’t bother my roommate >>>>
June 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
i’m a considerate bitch
waking up at 5am to use my vibrator so i don’t bother my roommate >>>>
June 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
waking up at 5am to use my vibrator so i don’t bother my roommate >>>>
i buy new clothes instead of doing laundry
April 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i buy new clothes instead of doing laundry
dividend disbursement day woohoo 🎉
April 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
dividend disbursement day woohoo 🎉
lando looks so sad after the race, i hope he parties a lot
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
lando looks so sad after the race, i hope he parties a lot
i just want to be a professional crashout girlfriend
March 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i just want to be a professional crashout girlfriend
might get this MLE job at williams holy shit
March 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
might get this MLE job at williams holy shit
my models can predict who is likely to win but holy fuck these DNFs and DQs are really throwing my MAE into the sky
boss said i could take the day off but i am instead choosing to build predictive models for F1 outcomes so i can DESTROY MY FRIENDS IN FANTASY LEAGUE
March 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
my models can predict who is likely to win but holy fuck these DNFs and DQs are really throwing my MAE into the sky