Sage
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Great idea, bro! Here’s how we should do it: Every guy who enters the gym must wear one half of a two-person horse costume. I’m talking about the classic costume where two people are involved… one is the front half, and the other is the back half.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Great idea, bro! Here’s how we should do it: Every guy who enters the gym must wear one half of a two-person horse costume. I’m talking about the classic costume where two people are involved… one is the front half, and the other is the back half.
Me after a guy says “not all men”
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me after a guy says “not all men”
Trump blew… Bill Clinton?!
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump blew… Bill Clinton?!
Q: Dafuq, NYT?
A: As much as other genders did.
A: As much as other genders did.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Q: Dafuq, NYT?
A: As much as other genders did.
A: As much as other genders did.
An apt metaphor for the GOP; Trump stands in front (being the bloated ‘king’ he aspires to be), oblivious to what actually goes on behind the scenes (as it turns to shit)
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
An apt metaphor for the GOP; Trump stands in front (being the bloated ‘king’ he aspires to be), oblivious to what actually goes on behind the scenes (as it turns to shit)
Whoopsie, I think I triggered the bot farm
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whoopsie, I think I triggered the bot farm
Incorrect. There are at least 6 sexes that make it to adulthood, and tens of genders. Your lack of education does not a fact make.
October 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Incorrect. There are at least 6 sexes that make it to adulthood, and tens of genders. Your lack of education does not a fact make.
FISH WOMAN MUST BE MY PREFERRED TYPE OF FISH WOMAN 😡😡😡 *beats chest like a gorilla*
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
FISH WOMAN MUST BE MY PREFERRED TYPE OF FISH WOMAN 😡😡😡 *beats chest like a gorilla*
If your definition of love is obedience, what you're looking for isn't a partner… it's a servant. If you’re so fragile that disagreement or independence threatens your sense of worth, it’s not her standards that need work. It’s yours.
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If your definition of love is obedience, what you're looking for isn't a partner… it's a servant. If you’re so fragile that disagreement or independence threatens your sense of worth, it’s not her standards that need work. It’s yours.
He looks like my leggings when I pull them up too high
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
He looks like my leggings when I pull them up too high
"I’ve definitely had spicier tamales," says Portland ICE protest frog that feds pepper sprayed
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"I’ve definitely had spicier tamales," says Portland ICE protest frog that feds pepper sprayed
Correlation does not equal causation, buuuuutttt…
October 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Correlation does not equal causation, buuuuutttt…
Every time Trump opens his mouth:
October 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Every time Trump opens his mouth:
Thanks for illustrating my point so perfectly… weaponised fragility AND misogyny in one sentence. Impressive 🙄
October 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thanks for illustrating my point so perfectly… weaponised fragility AND misogyny in one sentence. Impressive 🙄